Ice Cream (Real)

The "Scoop" On Ice Cream

Author: Ryan Tucker
Date: 1994/07/16
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Ice Cream is a semi-frozen substance. It contains sugar, milk, and flavoring. It is often consumed by the overheating hitchhiker. Some common types are Vanilla and Chocolate.

Where do you get Ice Cream? I conducted an informal covert survey of Ice Cream connoisseurs in alt.food.ice-cream. Here are the results:

Ben & Jerry's (12 votes)

Some of the best Ice Cream in your grocer's freezer section.
Favorite Flavors:
          Wavy Gravy                     (3 votes)
          Chunky Monkey                  (2 votes)
          Chocolate                      (2 votes)
          Cherry Garcia                  (1 vote)
          Chocolate Fudge Brownie        (1 vote)
          White Russian                  (1 vote)
          Blueberry Frozen Yogurt        (1 vote)

McDonalds (6 votes)

Best soft-serve to follow your Big Mac.
Favorite Flavors:
          Twist (Vanilla and Chocolate)  (4 votes)
          Vanilla                        (1 vote)
          Chocolate                      (1 vote)

Homemade Ice Cream (4 votes)

Favorite Flavor: Chocolate.

Hagen-Daz (4 votes)

Never tried it.  NOTE:  I didn't count the negative votes!
Favorite Flavors:
          Deep Dark Chocolate            (2 votes)
          Chocolate                      (1 vote)
          Chocolate Chip                 (1 vote)

Liquid Nitrogen (3 votes)

Take your normal homemade ice cream formula
Place in METAL BOWL
Start stirring with WOODEN SPOON
Add Liquid Nitrogen (slightly more LN than Ice Cream)
Stir for 5 minutes
Eat

Breyer's (3 votes)

At least it has all natural flavors...
Favorite Flavors:
          Viennetta                      (1 vote)
          Vanilla                        (1 vote)
          Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough    (1 vote)

There you have it... the complete hitchhiker's guide to modern ice cream connoisseuring.