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Notes:
[1]  Of course, should you be emailed by machines then don't complain - just
     consider yourself lucky.
[2]  Should you not have news access then email to alt.test@news.demon.co.uk
     instead.
[3]  See footnote [1], above.

See also

• Boredom
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