Light, Space, Time, And Imagination

Einstein was the first Earthling to start to figure out some of God's "Universal Glitches", i.e. the finite/infinite speed of light; that time is the fourth dimension (we are still a bit confused by that one, but hey, this is Earth we're talking about...); that space, like so many other things in our lives, often gets bent; and that "Imagination is more important than Intelligence."

The least known fact about Einstein is that he is not dead! Einstein, while investigating why light is so damned fast, accidentally accelerated himself past the speed of light (a feat we still don't know how he accomplished), and was picked up on Jagulon Beta by a pleasure cruiser some days later... He is now running a small bar and grill on Betelguese IV. The service is great, but he uses way too much bratwurst.

See also

• Earth
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• Light
  /articles/2S2.html
• Light, Speed Of, Why It Is Finite
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• Time
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