Personal Stereos (SemiReal)

Musical Equipment For Fun And Fornication

Author: Alex McLintock
Date: 1995/05/21
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Personal Stereos are used as sex aids on some worlds [1], but banned on others as socially unacceptable, because they damage hearing, conversational skills and look silly.

Major features of Personal Stereos include a shiny black metal finish for technofetishists, rubber and metal cable for bondage freaks, and for body piercing fans earphones which are held in place by earrings - or alternatively earphones which are actually embedded in the earlobe. It is unadvisable to lubricate your personal stereo with anything other than isotonic alcohol (the rubber parts only) or "Three-In-One Handy Oil" (the metal parts only). Vaseline is prohibited.

[1]	Their key sexual characteristics include: A small motor which vibrates the bodywork, Two earphones - one for each partner, Music containing sexually explicit lyrics in order to help young people learn what to do.