Prou'Gress Ivro'K (UnReal)

This Is NOT A Really Hoopy Kind Of Music

Author: Joerg Rhiemeier
Date: 1994/04/28
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Prou'Gress Ivro'K is the name of:

1. A drink which affects you like the penii of a Knirglinbraianian Sex Gerilla (a Knirglinbraianian Sex Gerilla is a large, horned ape-like creature with two penii which are very big and covered with rough black bristles) invading your nostrils
2. Un ugly music style invented by the Perverse Trisexual Limbo Dancer Killer Beasts from Shnarikon VIb which humanoid beings can only endure under the effect of Prou'Gress Ivro'K (1).

This music style, which has some resemblance to a mixture of Earthian Techno, Sirian Doggy-Dogg, Vegan Tera-Grunge and the grunts of Knirglinbraianian Sex Gerillas, should not be mistaken for Progressive Rock - an entirely different music style which is played and listened to without consuming Prou'Gress Ivro'K (1) or other drugs.

See also

• Progressive Rock