Rocks And Electricity (UnReal)

Land Formations Of The Planet Dennom

Author: Alexander Lachlan McLintock
Date: 1994/08/19
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When travelling on the planet Dennom be careful where you tread. Local volcanic land formations contain peizo-electric substances. On putting pressure on these cones you will be given an electric shock - the strength dependant on the size of the cone and how many McDog's polystyrene burger cartons you have eaten (i.e., your weight).

Fortunately for the planet's tourist industry, this does have its benefits. A web of high quality electrical cable covers the planet - which drives the largest natural loud speaker system in the known universe.

(See references to "Rock Music.")