|
|
|
|
| About | |||||||||
Fountain Diving (Real)Don't Do This
Date: 1995/03/09 Agree? Disagree? : Have Your Say Buy Books About This Topic At: Amazon UK Amazon US Send This Article To A Friend: Email It Use Telepathy Of the more stupid pastimes of the world, perhaps one of the least advisable is Fountain Diving. This is a tradition during the San Fermin festival in Pamplona, for those whom the threat of 1000kg of rampaging bull no longer produces an adequate adrenaline rush. Requirements: - A fountain, not very deep, with a high column or statue in
the middle.
- A group of (preferably large and trustworthy) people to
stand in the fountain.
- A deathwish is not essential, but beneficial.
Procedure: - Simple. Climb the statue, and jump into the waiting arms
of those below. Extra points are awarded for a pike or a
tuck on the way down.
Pit-falls: - Any time the correct juxtaposition of events occurs to
allow fountain diving, there is a high likelihood that most
of the participants will be drunk. Drunk people have a
notoriously short attention span. Figure out the results
for yourself!
|
|
||||||||