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Crowded Bus, Things To Do In A (Real)
Top Ten Fun Things To Do In A Crowded Bus
You are going home in a crowded bus. What can you do to break the rut? Here is the Top Ten list of fun things to do in a crowded bus.
- Pick a random person of the opposite sex. She/he should be almost completely out of range from your vision, so you can turn with absolutely no discretion and look at her/him one time or another [1].
- Start making guttural sounds. Loudly.
- Talk to yourself. How your day was, how you got rid of your ingrown toenail, whatever.
- If you are carrying many things, start juggling them. Be it oranges, knives, pencils or fire extinguishers.
- If you are alone, start a sing-along. It is good social presence for you.
- Start a meaningless discussion about anything at all with the driver.
- Toss papers with the word "turn" written on both sides... to several people.
- Sell candy and make a very convincing `emergency-exit' speech, as it is done in airplanes. (No, I mean it!)
- Practise that last dance you've learned with your friends at work.
- Write stupid lists about anything at all.
Following these hints will surely make your everyday commuting much healthier and innovative.
| [1] | "One time or another" equals "twice a minute".
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