* 795 articles in this index

%t RSA Broken By The Russians?
%n 2U48
%s Kolmogorov Cryptography System Possibly Cracked
%a Timothy C. May  (tcmay@netcom.com)
%d 19940411
%i Cryptography
%i Many Worlds Theory
%x Compression Sort Transform
%x Gedankenexperiment
%x Supermarkets
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Feline MPD
%n 2U49
%s Cats With Suspected Multiple Personality Disorder
%a Suzanne Patricia Johnson  (alphonse@uclink.berkeley.edu)
%d 19940217
%x Cats And Dogs
%x M.E.O.W. Treatment
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Light, Speed Of, Why It Is Finite
%n 2U50
%s The Untold Truth About Creation
%a Mark Hopkins  (mark@omnifest.uwm.edu)
%d 19940411
%i God Cocked Up
%x i
%x Mathematical Model Of God And Jesus
%x Life After Death
%x Light
%x Hell
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Antartoth II, Camping On
%n 2U51
%s Where To Go To See Your Life Flash Before Your Eyes
%a David Carroll Hall (aka Nomad of Norad)  (nomad@tlvx.UUCP)
%d 19840901
%i Nightmare Of Antartoth II
%i Camping On Antartoth II
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Alpha Centaurian Alcohol Enhancing Device
%n 2U52
%s How The Alcohol Enhancing Device Came Into Existence
%a Simo, Dave Hodges' Guide  (not available via Internet)
%d 19940501
%i Sex, Alternatives To
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Writers' Block
%n 2U53
%s Prisons For The Literate
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940505
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
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%t M.E.O.W. Treatment
%n 2U54
%s Treatment For Feline Psychological Problems
%a Jeffrey Miner  (jminer@world.std.com)
%d 19940219
%i Treatment For Feline MPD
%x Feline MPD
%x Cats And Dogs
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Aura Photograph Technique
%n 2U55
%s Technique For The Restoration Of Damaged CD's
%a Liron Lightwood  (liron@zikzak.apana.org.au)
%d 19940411
%i Compact Discs, Aura Photograph Restoration Technique
%i Kirlian Photography
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Afterlife, The
%n 2U56
%s Dream On
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940518
%i Life After Death Revisited
%x Life After Death
%x Ethereal Travel
%x Black Holes
%x Gravity
%x Infinity
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Argicize
%n 2U57
%s What Does Argicize Mean And What Are Its Roots?
%a Craig Dickson  (crd@netcom.com)
%d 19940520
%i Censoring By Kibologists
%i Argic, Serdar
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Prou'Gress Ivro'K
%n 2U59
%s This Is NOT A Really Hoopy Kind Of Music
%a Joerg Rhiemeier  (rhiemeir@ips.cs.tu-bs.de)
%d 19940428
%i Gress Ivro'K, Prou'
%i Ivro'K, Prou'Gress
%i K, Prou'Gress Ivro'
%x Progressive Rock
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Geeks And... Er... Romance
%n 2U60
%s What Geeks Find Romantic
%a SONGYO00@AC.USFCA.EDU
%d 19940516
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Alternate Universes
%n 2U61
%s Relativistic Effects At Low Velocities
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940430
%i Velocity-related Experiences
%i Universe Hopping
%i Van der Meulen's Theory Of Relativity
%x Infinity
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Light
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Mating Habits Of The McBain Initial
%n 2U62
%s Slide Show By Doctor Vincent Elwing, Ph.D.
%a Vincent Elwing  (author unavailable via Internet)
%d 19940623
%x X-Rated GIF Site, Astronomers Find
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Self-Destructing Computers
%n 2U63
%s Which Computer To Choose Now CBM Has Folded
%a Dan Zerkle  (zerkle@toadflax.cs.ucdavis.edu)
%d 19940623
%i CBM Folds - What Should Amiga Users Do?
%i Experiences With Computer Expire Dates
%x Ka-Dink Effect, The
%x Computer Malfunctions
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Caramilk Bars - The Biggest Secret In The Universe
%n 2U64
%s How They Get The Caramilk In The Caramilk Bar
%a David B. Feland  (decibel@tibalt.supernet.ab.ca)
%d 19940707
%i Advertising
%i Secret Information
%i Chocolate Bars
%x Earth
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis
%n 2U65
%s Thinking Causes Brain To Explode
%a Anonymous  (available somewhere on Internet)
%d 19940716
%i Spontaneous Skull Combustion
%i Explosions, Brain
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Hoovercraft
%n 2U66
%s They Really Suck
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%c Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940717
%i Vacuum Cleaners
%i Cat Catcher
%x Cats
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Uhm, Eh
%n 2U67
%s Why Do People Utter These Sounds?
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%c Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940717
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Intelligent Species, Earth
%n 2U68
%s Various Species Argue Ranking
%a Richard Nielsen  (redrick@delphi.com)
%d 19940723
%x Mensa
%x Cats And Dogs
%x Cats
%x Norway, Earth
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Chain Letters
%n 2U69
%s The Living Letter Theory
%a Robert Kopp III  (rkopp@cap.gwu.edu)
%d 19940719
%i Letters, Chain
%i Living Letter Theory, The
%x Galactic Postal Service
%x Important Tips For Youngsters
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Reality Alteration
%n 2U70
%s All A Hitchhiker Needs To Know About Propaganda
%a Robert Kopp III  (rkopp@cap.gwu.edu)
%d 19940722
%i Alteration Of Reality
%x Alternate Universes
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Genesis Revised
%n 2U71
%s Bible Rewritten Due To Catholic Church Position On Evolution Shift
%a Lee J. Merkel  (lmerkel@BIX.com)
%d 19940714
%i Evolution, Vatican View Of
%x Judaism
%x Classification Of Religions
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Dreams By Mail
%n 2U72
%s The Mail-Order Dreams Business Is Booming
%a Mark Young  (marky@engin.umich.edu)
%c Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940802
%i Mail-Order Dreams
%x Sleep
%x Ligantis, Justice Lipo
%file UREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Lussier, Stephane
%n 2R196
%s The First 316 Months Or So Of Stephane Lussier's Existence
%a Stephane Lussier  (harmless@mostly.com)
%d 19950630
%x Cool Camping
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Pulse, 101 Uses For The Pink Floyd Album
%n 2R197
%s Album Packaging At Its Worst
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950618
%i Pink Floyd Albums: Pulse
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Pedestrian Crossings In High Street Kensington, London, England, UK
%n 2R198
%s Interesting Street Furniture
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950614
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Belgian Boy, The Little
%n 6R38
%s _HOW_ Big Is It?
%a Chris Tann, The  (chris_tann@bigfoot.com)
%d 19950510
%x Eiffel Tower, The
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Eiffel Tower, The
%n 6R39
%s Scaffolding Without A Building
%a Chris Tann, The  (chris_tann@bigfoot.com)
%d 19950510
%x Belgian Boy, The Little
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Shopping, After Midnight
%n 2R199
%s The Best Time To Browse The Racks
%a Jeff Kramer  (lthumper@bga.com)
%d 19950702
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Idioms And Idiots With The English Language
%n 2R200
%s Linguistic Conventions And Why You Should Stick To Them
%a Ira Struebel  (istruebe@urz-mail.uni-heidelberg.de)
%d 19950702
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, Nagarkot, Nepal, Earth
%n 2R201
%s Why Go Any Further?
%a Michael Bleyer  (s_bleyer@rzmain.rz.uni-ulm.de)
%d 19950322
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Turnhout, Belgium, Earth
%n 6R40
%s A City
%a Dirk van Deun  (hw41652@is1.vub.ac.be)
%d 19950801
%x Magic:  The Gathering
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Love; If You Really Loved Me, You Wouldn't ...
%n 6R41
%s On Taking Love's Name In Vain
%a Dirk van Deun  (hw41652@is1.vub.ac.be)
%d 19950801
%x How To Say "I Love You" In Different Languages
%x Marriage, How To Ruin A
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Stockport, Close To Manchester, Grim North, England, UK, Earth
%n 6R42
%s A Town
%a Stuart Bruce  (stuart@atomiser.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950801
%i Places To Avoid
%x Fashion
%x Live Action Roleplaying
%x Cars, Getting Hit By
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Beavis And Butthead
%n 6R43
%s Possibly The Stupidest Show Around
%a Bysshe Murphy  (JMurphy42@AOL.com)
%d 19950721
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t English, Understanding Spoken
%n 6R44
%s Traps For Unwary Hitchhikers
%a David Alan Paterson  (David.Paterson@csiro.au)
%d 20020510
%d 19950710
%x Tea
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Gotska Sandoen, Sweden, Earth
%n 6R45
%s An Isolated Island In The Middle Of The Baltic Sea
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19950905
%x Sweden, Earth
%x Sweden:  The True Story
%x Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Jolt Cola
%n 2R202
%s All The Sugar, Twice The Caffeine
%a Jonathan David Harmon  (jharmon@mtu.edu)
%d 19950413
%i Liquid Sleep
%x Harmon, Jonathan David
%x Coffee
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Fourqueux, Yvelines, France, Earth
%n 2R203
%s How To Stand Paris - Escape To Fourqueux!
%a Goran C.  (not available on internet)
%d 19940701
%x Earth
%x Hiking In France, Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hiking In France, Earth
%n 2R204
%s Hints For A Good Hike In A Good Country
%a Goran C.  (not available on internet)
%d 19940701
%x Fourqueux, Yvelines, France, Earth
%x Earth
%x Des Moines, Iowa, USA, Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t MOOs And MUDs
%n 8R1
%s Internet Distractions
%a Jeff Kramer  (lthumper@bga.com)
%d 19940904
%x IRC, Internet Relay Chat
%x Acronyms
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Signature Files
%n 2R205
%s I'd Like To Give The World A Quote And Keep It Company
%a Jason Kohles  (not available on internet)
%d 19940723
%i .sig
%x Unix, Part 1
%x Code Of The Geeks
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Luton, England, UK, Earth
%n 7R1
%s A Town In England
%a Ian Brown  (not available by email)
%d 19950925
%x Earth
%x Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England, UK, Earth
%x London, England, UK, Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Outside The Ram's Head, Disley Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
%n 7R2
%s The Bizarre Spectacle Of The Weekly Patient Boyfriend Ritual
%a Stuart Bruce  (stuart@atomiser.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950923
%x Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t The 1970s Revival, Just Outside Watford, England, UK, Earth
%n 7R3
%s The Futile Revival Of The Worst Decade Of The Twentieth Century
%a Stuart Bruce  (stuart@atomiser.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950923
%x Earth
%x London, England, UK, Earth
%x Watford, London, England, UK, Earth
%x Fashion
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hazel Grove, Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
%n 7R4
%s Well, Some Of The Trees Are Friendly I Suppose
%a Stuart Bruce  (stuart@atomiser.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950923
%x Earth
%x The 1970s Revival, Just Outside Watford, England, UK, Earth
%x Outside The Ram's Head, Disley Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
%x Towns Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Pseudonym, A Really Great Guy (With Fan Club)
%n 7R5
%s Only For The Attention Of Human Females
%a Stuart Bruce  (stuart@atomiser.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950923
%x Earth
%x Hazel Grove, Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
%x The 1970s Revival, Just Outside Watford, England, UK, Earth
%x Outside The Ram's Head, Disley Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t University Of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia, USA, Earth
%n 7R6
%s Partying And Studying Jefferson Style
%a Evan "Paradox !-)" Macbeth  (edm5s@virginia.edu)
%d 19951005
%x Cambridge, England, UK, Earth
%x McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Earth
%x Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio, USA, Earth
%x Oxford University Speculative Fiction Group (OUSFG)
%x Technical University Of Berlin, Berlin, Germany, Earth
%x University Of Western Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, Earth
%file REAL11.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Classification Of Religions
%n 2R10
%s Classification Method For Religions
%a Warren Kurt vonRoeschlaub  (kv07@iastate.edu)
%d 19920609
%i Religions, Classification Of
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Flying
%n 2R11
%s The Concept Of Staying Aloft
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19920904
%i Flight
%i Hover
%i Hovering
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Solutions To Drinking Problems
%n 2R12
%s Common Solutions To Bar Problems
%a Hanno Liem  (liem@rulwinwst.LeidenUniv.nl)
%d 19921002
%i Drinking Problems, Solutions To
%x Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Clegg, Paul Jason
%n 2R13
%s Just A Frood Who Knows Where His Towel Is
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19930105
%i Paul Jason Clegg
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%x Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Country Music
%n 2R14
%s Mostly Uninteresting
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19930106
%i Western Music
%x Radio
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Vineland, New Jersey, USA, Earth
%n 2R15
%s The Nowhere In The Middle Of Everything
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19930106
%x Clegg, Paul Jason
%x Earth
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Telephone Bills
%n 2R16
%s Information About A Terran Communication Device Bill
%a Cem Unsal  (unsal@blackbox.cl.ee.vt.edu)
%d 19920113
%i MCI phone bill
%x Earth
%x Telephones
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Watermelon Rituals
%n 2R17
%s Another Bizarre Watermelon Ritual, This Time From The Antipodes
%a David McGregor Squire  (dms@vis.citri.edu.au)
%d 19921222
%i University Of Melbourne, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth
%x Watermelons
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Windows
%n 2R18
%s Sure You Can See Through Them, But So What?
%a Alex Miller  (amiller4@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu)
%d 19930208
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t IRC, Internet Relay Chat
%n 2R19
%s Internet Relay Chat
%a Steven K. H. Siew  (ksiew@mundil.cs.mu.oz.au)
%d 19930124
%i Computer Network Chit Chat
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Des Moines, Iowa, USA, Earth
%n 2R20
%s The Land Of Pigs And Corn
%a Warren Kurt vonRoeschlaub  (kv07@iastate.edu)
%d 19930117
%i Iowa
%x Earth
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Gravity
%n 2R21
%s All The Average Person Needs To Know About Gravitation
%a Andrew Mark Kuchling  (fnord@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca)
%d 19930208
%i General Relativity
%i Tensor Calculus
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
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%t McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Earth
%n 2R22
%s A High, Cold Place Overlooking The Universe (And Sherbrooke St.)
%a Andrew Mark Kuchling  (fnord@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca)
%d 19930208
%x Earth
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Program Structure Wars
%n 2R23
%s A Silly Verbal Tempest In An Even Sillier Teapot
%a Andrew Mark Kuchling  (fnord@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca)
%d 19930223
%i Computer Language Wars
%i Structured Programming
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Sleep
%n 2R24
%s The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
%a Alex Miller  (amiller4@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu)
%d 19920202
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t University Of Western Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, Earth
%n 2R25
%s How Not To Get A Bachelors Of Computer Science In Australia
%a Leigh J C Kennedy  (lkennedy@st.nepean.uws.edu.au)
%d 19920416
%i Computer Science Down Under
%i Computing In The Land Of Oz
%x Earth
%x Australia, Earth
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Defecation
%n 2R26
%s It's Not Just A Bodily Function... It's An Enjoyable Pastime!
%a Scott Bale (a.k.a. Wild Cheese)
%d 19930403
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Computer Malfunctions
%n 2R27
%s An Exploration In Computer Physiology
%a Scott Bale (a.k.a. Wild Cheese)
%d 19930403
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Rules Of Car Chasing
%n 2R28
%s Legal And Illegal
%a Scott Bale (a.k.a. Wild Cheese)
%d 19930409
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Tea
%n 2R29
%s Tea: A Drink, A Shrub, A Meal
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930409
%i Chinese Restaurants
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Rationalization
%n 2R31
%s The Real Use For Philosophy
%a Daniel A. Bowman  (ai569@yfn.ysu.edu)
%d 19930519
%i Philosophy, The Real Use For
%x Bluffer's Guides, The
%x Work
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Top Ten Traveling Songs
%n 2R32
%s Songs To Sing While Wandering
%a Daniel A. Bowman  (ai569@yfn.ysu.edu)
%d 19930518
%x Solutions To Drinking Problems
%x Work
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Watford, London, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R33
%s The Town Of Watford, North-West Of London, England, UK, Earth
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930315
%i Places Not To Admit Living In
%i Watford, London Underground Metropolitan Line
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mars, Composition Of
%n 2R34
%s I Wouldn't Want To Live There, But It's Quite Tasty
%a Daniel A. Bowman  (ai569@yfn.ysu.edu)
%d 19930621
%i Composition Of Mars
%x Mars
%x Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%x Mars, Possibility Of Life On
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
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%t Mars, Possibility Of Life On
%n 2R35
%s Very Low
%a Daniel A. Bowman  (ai569@yfn.ysu.edu)
%d 19930621
%i Possibility Of Life On Mars
%x Mars
%x Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%x Mars, Composition Of
%file REAL02.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Exterminating Human-Kind
%n 1S6
%s A Beginner's Buide To Devastating An Ecosystem
%a Andrew Forrest  (aforrest@cs.strath.ac.uk)
%d 19940831
%i Capitalism
%i Conservation
%i Ecology
%i Extinction
%x Alien Elimination
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Venus, Sol 2
%n 2S47
%s Mostly Sauna
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940717
%i Sol 2
%x Earth
%x Finland, Earth
%x Sun, The
%x Mercury, Sol 1
%x Jupiter, Sol 5
%x Earth
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Sun, The
%n 2S48
%s The Solar System Ultra-Party
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940717
%i Sol
%x Earth
%x Mercury, Sol 1
%x Venus, Sol 2
%x Jupiter, Sol 5
%x Humphrey, Sol 10
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mercury, Sol 1
%n 2S49
%s What's There To Do On Mercury
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940717
%i Sun Tan, Good Place To Acquire
%i Sol 1
%x Sun, The
%x Earth
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Humphrey, Sol 10
%n 2S50
%s The Mysterious Tenth Planet Of Sol
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940717
%i Sol 10
%x Earth
%x Sun, The
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Scientific Truth In Product Warning Labels
%n 2S51
%s Crutial Warnings To Heed With Care
%a Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky  (Not available via Internet)
%d 19940208
%i Hazard Warnings
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wolverhampton, England, UK, Earth
%n 2S52
%s Centre Of The Unknown Universe
%a Stephen Casey  (cm5292@scitsc.wlv.ac.uk)
%d 19940717
%x Earth
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Movement
%n 2S53
%s How To Move From One Point To Another
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19940719
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Earth
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Haagen Dazs Day
%n 2S54
%s A Wild Celebration For The Sake Of Celebrating
%a Don Edward Goodman, Jr.  (dgoodman@sparc.msms.doe.k12.ms.us)
%d 19940720
%i Celebrations, Haagen Dazs
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Delivered Pizza, Grand Unification Theory Of
%n 2S55
%s The Math Behind The Pizza
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19940813
%i Grand Unification Theory Of Delivered Pizza
%i Pizza, Delivered, Grand Unification Theory Of
%i Relativity, Special Pizza
%x Pizza
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Non-Alcoholic Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%n 2S56
%s New Non-Alcoholic Drink, Made For Earth
%a Gilman Tolle  (sane@netaxs.com)
%d 19940709
%x Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ladies' Room, The
%n 2S57
%s How Can So Many People Fit In Such A Small Space (Part 1 Of A Series)
%a Don Edward Goodman, Jr.  (dgoodman@sparc.msms.doe.k12.ms.us)
%d 19940720
%i Powder Room Puzzle, The
%x Opinions On UFOs
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Light, Space, Time, And Imagination
%n 2S58
%s Some Of Albert Einstein's Ideas
%a Leif Austin Hassell  (lhassell@quapaw.astate.edu)
%d 19941108
%x Earth
%x Light
%x Light, Speed Of, Why It Is Finite
%x Time
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Drivers With Hats
%n 6S1
%s A Traffic Jam Phenomenon
%a Tom Elliott  (tosh@werple.net.au)
%d 19940821
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Trainers
%n 2S59
%s Nothing To Do With Teachers
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19941114
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ambient Video
%n 2S60
%s Elevator Music For Your Eyes
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950101
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Abbreviations
%n 2S61
%s The Most Useless Things
%a George Jakubaas  (jakubaas@ragehard.limmat.net.ch)
%d 19941221
%i Useless Things
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t AAAA
%n 2S62
%s Anonymous Acronym Abuse Association
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19950119
%x Abbreviations
%x CASIP And AAAAAAA
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Tann, Chris, The
%n 2S63
%s A Leg-End In His Own Lunchbox
%a Chris Tann, The  (chris_tann@bigfoot.com)
%d 19950130
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Skoevde, Sweden, Earth
%n 2S64
%s Hoopiest Place Of Sweden... NOT!!!
%a Roberth Karman  (a94robka@ida.his.se)
%d 19950215
%i Skovde, Sweden, Earth
%x Sweden, Earth
%x Earth
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Death And The Afterlife
%n 2S65
%s A Close Up And Personal Look At The Big Dirt Nap
%a Gerry Canavan  (VSUD56B@prodigy.com)
%d 19950131
%x Hell
%x Afterlife, The
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t How Can Beggars Afford To Keep Dogs?
%n 2S66
%s The Skinny Dog Agency
%a Andrew Sims  (AndrewS@mortdieu.demon.co.uk)
%d 19951002
%i Panhandling Explained
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Unicorns, Reality Of
%n 2S67
%s How To Find Your Basic Fantastic Beast
%a Angela F. M. Pancella  (pancella@sluvca.slu.edu)
%d 19950223
%x Magic
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Seize The Day
%n 2S68
%s A Hitchhikers' Motto
%a Jeff Kramer  (lthumper@bga.com)
%d 19950216
%i Carpe Diem
%i Listlessness
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mail-Order Contest, American
%n 6S2
%s Fact Or Fiction; Does Anyone Ever Win?
%a Gerry Canavan  (VSUD56B@prodigy.com)
%d 19950225
%file SREAL03.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Format And Style Policy, The Official Project Galactic Guide
%n 6R73
%s Concise Article Style Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19960325
%d 19970321
%i Style And Format Policy, The Official Project Galactic Guide
%i Project Galactic Guide Format And Style Policy, The Official
%i Official Project Galactic Guide Format And Style Policy, The
%i Article Format And Style Policy, The Project Galactic Guide
%i Policy On Format And Style, The Official Project Galactic Guide
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%x Towns Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers
%k Format
%k Punctuation
%k Lists
%k Header
%file FORMAT.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Elephants, Charging, How To Avoid
%n 6R94
%s Something You Really Want To Get Right First Time
%a Paul Morrison  (pfm@iafrica.com)
%d 19980417
%i Charging Elephants, How To Avoid
%i Avoiding Charging Elephants
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Roman Numerals
%n 9R41
%s Count With The Romans
%a Aaron Rice   (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19970603
%i Numbering Systems:  Roman
%i Numerals, Roman
%i Systems Of Numbering:  Roman
%i Counting, Roman
%i Figures, Roman
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Conversation Entry Point
%n 6R95
%s A Necessary Point To Enter A Conversation
%a Aaron Rice  (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19970702
%i CEP Trigger
%i Triggers, Conversation Entry Point
%i Entry Point, Conversation
%i Point Of Entry To A Conversation
%x Avoiding Conversations
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Sjoevik, Smaaland, Sweden, Earth
%n 8R92
%s Sjoevik, The Thorn In Everybody's Life
%a Dennis Roren  (dennis.roren@nexus.se)
%d 19980325
%i Sjovik
%x Earth
%x Sweden:  The True Story
%x Sweden, Earth
%x Skoevde, Sweden, Earth
%x Linkoeping, Sweden, Earth
%x Trosa, Sweden, Earth
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ignorance, A Defence In Law
%n 8R93
%s Is Ignorance A Defence?
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19970612
%i Law, Ignorance As A Defence In
%i Defence In Law, Ignorance
%x Ignorance
%k punishment
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Millennium
%n 9S9
%s A Popular Word At The End Of The Twentieth Century
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19991020
%x Classification Of Religions
%x Party Hints
%x Avoiding Computer Obsolescence
%x Computers, Earth
%x Leap Years
%x First One Gets The Wooden Spoon
%x Sinterklaas, A Dutch Tradition
%k Millennium, Century, Calendar, Party, 2000, Computers
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Belgium, Earth
%n 8R94
%s La Belgitude
%a Dirk van Deun  (dirk@igwe.vub.ac.be)
%d 19990925
%x Turnhout, Belgium, Earth
%x Netherlands, Earth
%x Netherlands, Earth, A Native Writes About The
%x Earth
%k Belgium, Country, Surreal, Belgians, Europe
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bets You Will Never Lose
%n 8R95
%s When Two Make A Bet, One Is A Fool And One Is Scum
%a Vladimir L. Shirokogorov  (shirokogorov@pol.ru)
%d 19970725
%x Challenge
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Billion, A
%n 8R96
%s How Much Is It?
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19970603
%x Americanitus
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Drunk, How To Make Sense When You Are
%n 6R96
%s Useful Advice for all
%a Mish Bancroft  (K.Bancroft@btinternet.com)
%d 19981123
%x Alcohol Guilt In Students
%x Alpha Centaurian Alcohol Enhancing Device
%x Wine Tasting
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Greek Cruises
%n 6R97
%s Why They Can Be Holidays From Hell
%a Dan Shlepakov  (d_m_sh@ibm.net)
%i Mediterranean Cruises
%i Cruises In Greece, Earth
%i Island Cruises, Greece, Earth
%x Earth
%k Europe, Sea
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Minibus Taxis, Africa, Earth
%n 8R97
%s How To Catch A Ride On One Of Africa's Biggest Killers
%a Paul Morrison  (pfm@iafrica.com)
%d 19990816
%i How To Catch A Minibus Taxi In South Africa, Earth
%x Bangkok, Urban Survival Techniques
%x Cairo Taxi, How To Catch A
%x Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa, Earth
%x Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Middle East, Earth
%x Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%x Morrison, Paul Fraser
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%x Tourists
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Duct Tape
%k Minibus, South Africa, Africa, Taxi, Transportation,
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Yoopers
%n 8R98
%s Inhabitants Of The Upper Peninsula Of Michigan, USA, Earth
%a Andy Sewell  (arsewell@mtu.edu)
%d 19981108
%i Guide To Those Passing Through The Upper Peninsula Of Michigan
%x Michigan, USA, Earth
%x Earth
%x Coffee
%x Canada, Earth
%x Uhm, Eh
%x Finland, Earth
%x Hunting
%x Fishing, The Art Of
%x Harmon, Jonathan David
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Weston Super Mare, England, UK, Earth
%n 8R99
%s A Mobile Town
%a Toni Woodward  (toni.woodward@lineone.net)
%d 19991012
%x Earth
%x Bristol, England, UK, Earth
%x Chocolate Milk
%x Pubs, How To Deal With Them
%k Somerset, Avon, Bristol, Weston, Beach, Europe
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Data Backup Systems
%n 6R98
%s Don't Lose It!
%a Aaron Rice  (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19980122
%i Work, Backing Up
%i Information, Backing Up
%i Backing Up Data
%i Archiving Data
%x Booting, Origin Of The Word
%x Computer Malfunctions
%x Computers, Earth
%x Paperless Office, The
%x Self-Destructing Computers
%x Professions:  System Administrator
%x Murphic Field In Daily Life, The
%x Luck
%k Computers, Data, Systems, Backup, Disasters
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Centralia, Washington, USA, Earth
%n 6R99
%s A Town, A Place, A Hole in the Ground
%a Kenny Nicknockwigglewagglefenphenfeegle  (email unknown)
%d 19980505
%x Earth
%x Taco Bell
%x Seattle, Washington, USA, Earth
%x Oregon, USA, Earth
%x Towels
%x Indian Reservations, USA, Earth
%x Golf Ball, Successive Layers Within A
%x Coffee
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mixed Drinks, American
%n 6R100
%s What They Are And How To Make Them
%a Robert Uhl  (ruhl@austinc.edu)
%d 19990713
%i Cocktails Of America
%i Alcoholic Beverages Of The Mixed Kind
%x Wine Tasting
%x Happy Hour, How To Fit In
%x Alcohol Guilt In Students
%k Alcohol
%k Drinking
%k Alcoholic Beverages
%k Rest And Relaxation
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cape Canaveral, Florida, USA, Earth
%n 6R101
%s East Coast Place Called Space, But Without Any
%a Kevin McCluney  (ksm44622@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
%d 19981212
%i Space Coast
%x High School
%x Fast Food
%x Drivers With Hats
%x Euro-Disney, Marne-le-Vallee, France, Earth
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Football
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Theory Of Everything, The
%n 6R102
%s The Search For A Grand Unification Theory
%a A. L. Kaczmarowski  (suisei@aol.com)
%d 19980328
%i Grand Unified Theory
%i TOE
%x May The Forces Be With You
%x Gravity
%x Law Of Gravity, The
%x Einstein, Albert, The Non-Existence Of
%x Light, Space, Time, And Imagination
%x Acronyms
%x Light
%x Light, Speed Of, Why It Is Finite
%x Alternate Universes
%x Schroedinger's Cat
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Genesis Revisited
%x Classification Of Religions
%x Meaning, The, A Non-Religious View
%x Mathematical Model Of God And Jesus
%k Unification, Everything, Physics, Science, GUT, TOE, Theory, Religion
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t London Underground, The
%n 6R103
%s The Tube
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19990630
%d 19990723
%i Subway System, London, England, UK, Earth
%x London, England, UK, Earth
%x National Gallery, London, England, UK, Earth
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Subway System, New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%x Busker's Arc
%k 
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Kokomo, Indiana, USA, Earth
%n 6R104
%s You Won't Have Heard Of It, It's Not Eerie
%a Christophe de Dinechin  (ddd@cup.hp.com)
%d 19981015
%x Area 51
%x Incident At Roswell, The
%x Earth
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Listie, Pennsylvania, USA, Earth
%n 8R100
%s Quaint Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It
%a David L. Kaufman  (gunboy3@surfshop.net)
%d 19981122
%i Redneckville, USA
%x Earth
%x Hunting
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Food, Entertaining Methods Of Eating
%n 8R101
%s Who Says Lunchtime Should Be Dull?
%a Jackson Ferrell  (TowelMan42@juno.com)
%d 19980117
%i Fun With Food
%x Lunch
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Quartered Sandwiches
%x Cuisine Unauthentique
%x Fast Food
%x Pizza
%x Fossilised Hamburger Of St Albert, The
%x Taco Moose
%x Food Conspiracy, The
%x Poutine
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Lifeguards And Lifesaving
%n 8R102
%s And You Thought It Was Safe To Go Into The Water
%a Alex Gough  (alexander.gough@st-hughs.oxford.ac.uk)
%d 19991017
%x Swimming With Clothes On
%x Swimming-Pool Games
%x Boredom
%x Towels
%k First Aid, Swimming, Baywatch, Pool, Sea, Save, Rescue, Lassie
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Telepath, Encountering A
%n 6R105
%s What To Do When You Think Someone Is Reading Your Mind
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19981125
%i Encountering Someone Telepathic
%k Telepathy
%k Mind Reading
%file REAL20.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dungeons and Dragons
%n 6R114
%s No, you can't "win"
%a John Floren  (slawmaster@gmail.com)
%d 20051015
%k D&D
%k game
%k RPG
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dolphins, Sense of Humour
%n 6R113
%a Sheilah of ZZ9.org (no email)
%d 20051015
%i Salcome Harbour, South Devon, England, UK
%x Swimming with Clothes On
%k dolphins, humour
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Moses Lake, Washington, United States, Earth
%n 6R112
%s Slightly Less Dull
%a John Floren  ()
%d 20050518
%i Columbia Basin, Washington Cities:  Moses Lake
%x Earth
%x United States
%k Moses Lake, Washington, Columbia Basin, Mardon
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Plan 9 From Bell Labs
%n 6R115
%s Unix++
%a John Floren  (slawmaster@gmail.com)
%d 20051009
%i OS: Plan 9
%x Unix, Part 1
%x Unix, Part 2
%x Unix, Part 3
%k Plan 9
%k Operating System
%k Unix
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Potatoes, The Art Of Skinning Just Enough
%n 6R116
%s You Will Never Get It Right In Your Lifetime
%a Roel van der Meulen  (roelvdmeulen@yahoo.com)
%x Dutch Stews
%x Tea
%x Poutine
%k Potato, Meat, Vegetables, Statistics, Hungry children in Africa
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t 
%n 
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Terschelling, Friesland, Netherlands, Earth
%n 6R111
%s Third Of The Northern Islands
%a Roel van der Meulen  ()
%d 19970613
%d 20000728
%x Earth
%x Netherlands, A Native Writes About The
%x Netherlands, The
%x Tourists
%x Cycling In The Netherlands
%x Elvis Impersonations
%k Oerol, Festival, Europe, Beach, Hiking, Cycling, Island
%file UPDATES.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Code Of The Geeks
%n 2R112
%s Identification Codes For Geeks
%a Robert A. Hayden  (hayden@krypton.mankato.msus.edu)
%d 19940718
%i Universal Identification
%i Geek Code
%x Juul, Peter Bjarke "RockBear"
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Recursiveness
%n 2R113
%a Peter B. Juul  (rockbear@diku.dk)
%d 19940716
%x Recursiveness
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Art Of Being, The
%n 2R114
%s One Of The More Confusing Arts
%a Dave Shockey Jr.  (dashocke@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
%c Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940715
%x Earth
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Juul, Peter Bjarke "RockBear"
%n 2R115
%s Another Egomaniac Computer Freak
%a Peter B. Juul  (rockbear@diku.dk)
%d 19940716
%x Code Of The Geeks
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Telemarketers, How To Hassle And Deal With
%n 2R116
%s How To Puzzle The Annoyers
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940716
%x Telephones
%x Telephone Bills
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Stairs, Travelling
%n 2R117
%s Up And Down Stairs
%a Rudy Wijnands  (rudy@astro.uva.nl)
%d 19940717
%i Travelling Stairs
%i Winchester Mystery House In San Jose, California, Stairs Of
%i Human Staircase Behaviour, Mr. Bean
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Calvin And Hobbes
%n 2R118
%s A Comic Which Brings Back Childhood Memories
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%d 19940717
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Poutine
%n 2R119
%s A Strange Way To Eat French Fries And Cheese
%a Daniel Robitaille  (daniel@ocean.seaoar.uvic.ca)
%d 19940717
%x Cheese
%x Towels
%x Canada, Earth
%x Cuisine Unauthentique
%x McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Earth
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Junk Mail, How To Avoid
%n 2R120
%s What To Do With It And Nine Tips To Avoid Getting More
%a Adrian James Harvey  (aharvey@comp.vuw.ac.nz)
%d 19940717
%i Reader's Digest, Avoiding
%i Mailing Lists, Getting Off
%x Telemarketers, How To Hassle And Deal With
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ice Cream
%n 2R121
%s The "Scoop" On Ice Cream
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%d 19940716
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Tucker, Ryan Steven
%n 2R122
%s Yet Another PGG Field Researcher...
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%d 19940716
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Press Cards, Project Galactic Guide
%n 2R123
%s How To Get The Most Use Out Of Your PRESS CARD!
%a Jason S. Kohles  (Jason.Kohles@m.cc.utah.edu)
%d 19940719
%i Passes, Press
%i Tips For Article Research
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%x Towns Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers
%x Field Researchers, How To Recognize
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Downhill Skiing
%n 2R124
%s How To Hurl Down A Mountain At High Speed
%a Jason S. Kohles  (Jason.Kohles@m.cc.utah.edu)
%d 19940622
%i Skiing
%i Sports, Skiing
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Computer Jargon Made Easy
%n 2R125
%s Jargon In The World Of Computers
%a Jenni Gregor  (jgregor@mcs.dundee.ac.uk)
%d 19940523
%i Jargon, Computer
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R126
%s A Visitor's Guide To Geordieland
%a MAD Mosher  (i.r.purdie@bradford.ac.uk)
%d 19940718
%i Geordies
%x Bradford, England, UK, Earth
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Unix, Part 1
%n 2R127
%s Origins Of Unix
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940720
%i Passwords, Choosing
%x Vi Editor, A Beginner's Guide
%x McLintock, Alexander Lachlan
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cats, How To Pill
%n 2R128
%s The Fine Art Of Shoving A Pill Down A Cat's Throat
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%d 19940719
%i Pilling Cats
%x Cats
%x Cats And Dogs
%x Feline MPD
%x M.E.O.W. Treatment
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wine, Amontillado
%n 2R129
%s A Brief History As Found In rec.humor.oracle.d
%a David K. Leikam  (dkl@crl.com)
%d 19940719
%i Portugal, Islands Of
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Guinea Pig, Being A
%n 2R130
%s Second Year Through A New Degree Program
%a Nicole Aucoin  (cs911155@ariel.cs.yorku.ca)
%d 19940722
%i Space And Communication Sciences
%x Canada, Earth
%x Earth
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Judaism
%n 2R131
%s One Of Earth's Oldest Religions
%a Robert Kopp III  (rkopp@cap.gwu.edu)
%d 19940722
%i Religions, Judaism
%x Classification Of Religions
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Iceland, Earth
%n 2R132
%s A Hot Place For The Cool Hitchhiker
%a Lennart Regebro  (regebro@stacken.kth.se)
%d 19940722
%x Earth
%x Norway, Earth
%x Denmark, Earth
%x Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bad Taste
%n 2R133
%s High Culture From New Zealand
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19940720
%i Cinema Review: Bad Taste
%x Alien Elimination
%x Alien Identification
%x Night Of The Comet
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Night Of The Comet
%n 2R134
%s Valley Girls, Machineguns, Zombies And The End Of The World...
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19940720
%i Cinema Review: Night Of The Comet
%x Bad Taste
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Metric System
%n 2R135
%s A Brief Guide To The Metric System
%a Robert Kopp III  (rkopp@cap.gwu.edu)
%d 19940721
%i Measurement, Metric System
%x Light, Speed Of, Why It Is Finite
%x Absolute Zero
%x Weird Units Of Measure
%x Metric Prefixes
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Jellyfish, Imitating A
%n 2R136
%s An Amusing Beach Activity
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940725
%i Beach Pastime
%x Jellyfish, 1001 Uses Of
%file REAL06.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Thermonuclear Devices For The Weekend Anarchist
%n 2S22
%s A Nuke You Can Build At Home
%a Chuck McKenna  (atndftwa@mckennanet.com)
%d 19900318
%i Nuclear War
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Star Trek
%n 2S23
%s Earth Religion
%a Sean Sutherland  (maverick@pro-party.cts.com)
%d 19930731
%i Religion Based On Star Trek TV Program
%x Classification Of Religions
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Finding The North
%n 2S24
%s Accurately Find The North Using A Digital Watch And A Stick
%a Amichay Yifrach  (amichai@optics.jct.ac.il)
%d 19930202
%i North, How To Find
%i Survival, Recovering From Being Lost
%i Directions, North
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Insults
%n 2S25
%s Expressing Your Displeasure With Others, Alien Or Otherwise
%a David K. Merriman  (merriman@organic_sw.win.net)
%d 19930924
%i Communications With Aliens
%x Earth
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%n 2S26
%s Sandwiches Are Actually Different At Different Locations
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19931209
%i Sandwiches In Lunchboxes, Quantum Mechanics Of
%i Lunchboxes, Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In
%x Work
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Homeopathy
%n 2S27
%s Probably The Best Solution To Diseases (For The Hitchhiker, That Is)
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940506
%i Do-It-Yourself Medicine
%i DIY Medicine
%x Tea
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Supermarkets
%n 2S28
%s A Look At The Special Physical Laws That Operate In Supermarkets
%a David McGregor Squire  (dms@vis.mu.oz.au)
%d 19931125
%i Shopping, Supermarkets
%x Earth
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Norway, Earth
%n 2S29
%s Place To Stay For A While, The
%a Ragnar Aas  (ragnar@kvark.fi.uib.no)
%d 19940301
%x Earth
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Denmark, Earth
%n 2S30
%s Home Of The Not Very Blond, Not Very Tall, Very Very Jealous Guys
%a Peter Juul  (Rockbear@diku.dk)
%d 19940307
%i Danes
%x Cows
%x Earth
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Proof Techniques
%n 2S31
%s Getting People To Believe You (As Good As, If Not Better Than, Proof)
%a David McGregor Squire/Craig Dillon  (squizz/cdillon@cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19920702
%x Winning Arguments
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bordesium
%n 2S32
%s Bordesium Is One Of The Slowest Measurements Of Time
%a Dave Shockey Jr.  (dashocke@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
%d 19940421
%i Time Scales
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ethereal Travel
%n 2S33
%s Possibility Of Seeing More Than You Ever Dreamt Of
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940517
%i Out-Of-Body Experiences
%i Free X-Rated Performances
%x Life After Death
%x Black Holes
%x Walking Through Mountains
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Towels
%n 2S34
%s A Practical Guide To Towel Selection
%a Dianne Glendenning  (email to icdea1@giaeb.cc.monash.edu.au)
%d 19940508
%i Selecting A Towel
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Unix Vi Editor, Case Study Of
%n 2S35
%s Case Study Why More And More People Are Using "Vi"
%a Dmitry A. Kazakov  (dmitry@parsy.spb.su)
%d 19940601
%i Text Editors, Vi
%x C Language And Unix System Are Jokes
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Salad Days
%n 2S36
%s What's Green, And Going Down Your Neck?
%a David Squire  (squizz@cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19940604
%i Lettuce
%i Yuppie Salad
%x Cuisine Unauthentique
%x Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Swimming With Clothes On
%n 2S37
%s A Cheap And Safe Alternative To Expensive And Dangerous Neo-Sports
%a Joerg Rhiemeier  (rhiemeir@ips.cs.tu-bs.de)
%d 19940428
%x Black Trenchcoats
%x Recreational Impossibilities
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Black Trenchcoats
%n 2S38
%s Something Almost (But Not Really) As Useful And Hoopy As Towels
%a Joerg Rhiemeier  (rhiemeir@ips.cs.tu-bs.de)
%d 19940428
%i Trenchcoats, Black
%i William Frederick Trench
%i Trench, William Frederick
%x Progressive Rock
%x Swimming With Clothes On
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Jupiter, Sol 5
%n 2S39
%s What's There And What Are The Chances Of Amusing Yourself
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940707
%i Sol 5
%i Moons, Jupiter, Sol 5
%i Great Jovian Eighteenthousandninehundredandninefold Skating Marathon
%i Red Spot, Jupiter, Sol 5
%i Brown Dwarf
%x Recreational Impossibilities
%x Moon, The
%x Earth
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Winning The Lottery
%n 2S40
%s A Possible, But Not Recommended, Way To Get Money
%a Captured from the Usenet Oracle
%d 19940703
%i Getting Money
%i Lottery Info
%i Gambling
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Professions:  Waitering:  How To Get Tips
%n 2S41
%s Twenty Things You Should Do And Not Do While Imitating A Waiter
%a Rudy Wijnands  (wijnands@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940716
%i Waitering, Professions
%x Professions:  Waitering:  Problems And Traumas
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Professions:  Waitering:  Problems And Traumas
%n 2S42
%s Terrible Things That Can Happen While Waitering
%a Rudy Wijnands  (wijnands@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940716
%i Exploding Bottles
%i Injuries, Minor And Deadly
%i Health, Physical And Mental
%x Professions:  Waitering:  How To Get Tips
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Field Researchers, How To Recognize
%n 2S43
%s How To Recognize A PGG Field Researcher Or A Sympathizing Hitchhiker
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.Leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940716
%x Earth
%x Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, Earth
%x Travel Necessities
%x Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada, Earth
%x Clegg, Paul Jason
%x Tea
%x Mars, Composition Of
%x Alley Rally '94 - A Bowling Oddysey
%x Cameras, How To Make Money Using
%x No Charge
%x Watermelons
%x Pizza
%x Finding The North
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Homeopathy
%x Towels
%x Black Trenchcoats
%x Thirty-Seven Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss
%x Jellyfish, 1001 Uses Of
%x Space Safe Coke Can
%x Conservation Of Cookies, General Principle Of
%x Devilled Ham
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Modems
%n 2S44
%s Those Little Critters With Four Tails And Many Lighted Eyes
%a Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@ins.infonet.net)
%d 19940716
%i Computer Devices, Modems
%x Computer Malfunctions
%x Computerats
%x Self-Destructing Computers
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Computers, Earth
%n 2S45
%s A Consideration Of Similarities And Differences From The Galactic Norm
%a Richard Nielsen  (redrick@delphi.com)
%d 19940710
%i Earth Computers
%x Computer Malfunctions
%x Computerats
%x Ka-Dink Effect, The
%x Self-Destructing Computers
%x Earth
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Nursing Homes
%n 2S46
%s Habitations Of The Aged, And How To Survive A Trip To One
%a Jeff Kramer  (lthumper@bga.com)
%d 19940710
%i Carpet, Brown Static
%i Odors, Nursing Homes
%file SREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Lunchtime
%n 8R2
%s The Deep, Dark Void Of The Day
%a Andy Wardley  (abw@peritas.demon.co.uk)
%d 19931015
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t First Day Of The Month
%n 8R3
%s Bank Holidays And Other Days Of Rest
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940901
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Damn, God
%n 2R206
%s Be Careful What You Say
%a David Carroll Hall  (iphase!tlvx!wopr!nomad@jaxnet.jaxnet.com)
%d 19940716
%i God Damn
%x Hell
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Virginia Commonwealth University, Richmond, Virginia, USA, Earth
%n 2R207 Not Author Confirmed
%s Don't Panic, But Get The Hell Out Of There Quick
%a Christopher W. Murphy  (cmurphy@richmond.infi.net)
%d 19950411
%x Richmond, Virginia, USA, Earth
%x University Of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia, USA, Earth
%x Earth
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Richmond, Virginia, USA, Earth
%n 2R208 Not Author Confirmed
%s A Bitter Travelogue
%a Christopher W. Murphy  (cmurphy@richmond.infi.net)
%d 19950411
%x Virginia Commonwealth University, Richmond, Virginia, USA, Earth
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Abbreviations, List Of
%n 6R46
%s List Of Abbreviations
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19951027
%x AAAA
%x Acronyms
%x CASIP And AAAAAAA
%x Abbreviations
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Fast Food
%n 6R47
%s Fast food, What Is It, And Some Warnings
%a Johan C. Roraback  (rorabackj@bethany.bethanylb.edu)
%d 19951031
%i Chain Restaurants
%x Lunchtime
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Inge Von Auchne, Little Known Writer
%n 6R48
%s You've Never Heard Of Him, And For Good Reason
%a Johan C. Roraback  (rorabackj@bethany.bethanylb.edu)
%d 19951031
%i Someone You Will Never Hear Of Outside Of The Guide
%i Having A Rock In Your Head
%i Writing Stories
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Old Man In The Mountain, White Mountains, New Hampshire, USA, Earth
%n 6R49
%s A Feat Of Erosion
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19951104
%x Earth
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Steamships
%n 6R50
%s What You Have To Experience If You Visit Stockholm, Sweden, Earth
%a Henrik O A Barkman  (h-bar@solace.ct.se)
%d 19950922
%x Earth
%x Sweden, Earth
%x Sweden:  The True Story
%x Water
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Busker's Arc
%n 8R4
%s Semi-Circular Gap Between A Performer And A (Perhaps) Unwilling Audience
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19951122
%x Boredom
%x Faking UFOs
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t FAQ
%n 8R6
%s Frequently Asked Questions List, The Real
%a Dave A. Lartigue  (lartigue@prairienet.org)
%d 19941207
%i Questions That Are Frequently Asked
%x Damn, God
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mundanes
%n 8R7
%s Those Who Are Not Science Fiction Fans
%a David Carroll Hall  (Nomad of Norad)  (tlvx!wopr!nomad@interphase.com)
%d 19951102
%i Science Fiction Non-fans
%i Those Not Interested In Fantasy
%x Imperial College Science Fiction Society
%x Jargon In British Science Fiction Fandom
%x Encyclopedia Of Science Fiction
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Baths, Unusual Use Of
%n 8R8
%s Fun In The Bath
%a SirWill1  (SirWill1@omni.voicenet.com)
%d 19941231
%i Tub-Farting
%x Martial Arts And Farts
%x Defecation
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Vehicles To Cruise The Infobahn
%n 8R9
%s Guide To Protocols And Applications
%a Neil Cook  (nlc@cs.nott.ac.uk)
%d 19950117
%i Information Super Highway Equations
%x FTP, A Boring Article On How To Use
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Jehovah's Witnesses
%n 8R10
%s Tips On How To Remove Your House From The Jehovah's Witness' Visit List
%a Foog  (afogarasi@ivory.trentu.ca)
%d 19941211
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Professions:  System Administrator
%n 8R11
%s Why Not To Become A Sysadmin
%a Thomas Farrell  (tfarrell@lynx.dac.neu.edu)
%d 19950510
%x Jolt Cola
%x Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Lawn Ornaments
%n 8R12
%s Account Of A Roadside Hazard For Motorists
%a Mark A Cronenweth  (conehead+@pitt.edu)
%d 19940814
%x Earth
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Seattle, Washington, USA, Earth
%n 6R51
%s A City In The Northwestern United States
%a Matt Jason Nordstrand  (metheus@eskimo.com)
%d 19951201
%d 19980120
%x Progressive Rock
%x Coffee
%k Rain
%k Amtrak
%k Flannel
%k Alternative Rock
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Postmodern, How To Be
%n 8R13
%s How To Speak And Write Postmodern
%a Stephen Katz  (skatz@trentu.ca)
%d 19950620
%i Bluffer's Guide To Postmodernism
%x Bluffer's Guides, The
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Professions:  Writing Shareware, Drawback Of
%n 8R14
%s Ah, The Respect And Adulation!
%a Jeff Vogel  (jvogel@math.rutgers.edu)
%d 19950724
%i Professions:  Writing Software, Drawback Of
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Pubs, How To Deal With Them
%n 6R52
%s What Every Hitchhiker Needs To Know
%a Paul Presley  (prezzer@cix.compulink.co.uk)
%d 19951220
%i Pub Crawls
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Insane, How Do You Prove You Are Not?
%n 6R53
%s How To Prove That You Are Insane
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19951130
%i Insanity Tests
%x Sanity, The Problem Of
%k Sanity
%k Crazy
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Area 51
%n 8R15
%s The Top Secret US Air Force Base That Doesn't Officially Exist
%a Michael Robert Saunderson  (k959362@kingston.ac.uk)
%d 19960205
%i Paradise Ranch
%i Groom Lake, Nevada, USA, Earth
%i Top Secret US Air Force Base
%i US Government Allegedly Has UFO (Alien) Craft
%i Dream Land
%x Faking UFOs
%x Opinions On UFOs
%x Earth
%x Earth Defence Shield
%file REAL12.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

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*EOA*

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%n 6R4
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*EOA*

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%n 6R5
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*EOA*

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*EOA*

%t Dietary Bachelorisms
%n 2R158
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*EOA*

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%n 2R160
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*EOA*

%t Clio, Michigan, USA, Earth
%n 2R162
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*EOA*

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*EOA*

%t Cool Camping
%n 6R6
%s Camping As The Museum Of The Cooling Machine
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%d 19940927
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%i Refrigerators
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*EOA*

%t Winning Arguments
%n 2R164
%s An Important Strategy For Winning Arguments
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*EOA*

%t InterRail And Eurail
%n 2R165
%s Froody Ways To Explore Europe
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%i Eurail And Interrail
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*EOA*

%t Nerd Bingo
%n 2R166
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*EOA*

%t Stories, Short
%n 2R167
%s The Story About Short Stories
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%d 19941117
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*EOA*

%t Enlightenment
%n 2R168
%s Do You See The Light?
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%d 19941125
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%x Classification Of Religions
%x Euro Disney, Marne-le-Vallee, France, Earth
%file REAL08.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Water
%n 2R169
%s A Liquid Just Like Anybody Else
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%d 19941117
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%x Tea
%x Diet Coke
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*EOA*

%t Vi Editor, A Less Beginner's Guide
%n 2R170
%s Why Vi Is More Useful And Maybe Faster Than Edlin Or Emacs
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%d 19941118
%i Text Editors, Vi
%x Vi Editor, A Beginner's Guide
%x Unix Vi Editor, Case Study Of
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*EOA*

%t Encyclopedia Galactica
%n 6R7
%s The Legendary Encyclopedia Of The Entire Universe
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%file REAL08.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Aaargh
%n 6R8
%s How You Express Yourself When Something Is Wrong
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%i Expressions: The Scream
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*EOA*

%t Wine Tasting
%n 2R171
%s Hughes Parry Hall Oenology Society
%a Alex McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19941212
%i Pissed, (adv) To Be Inebriated
%i Hughes Parry Hall Oenology Society, London, UK
%x Coffee
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*EOA*

%t What's In A Name?
%n 2R172
%s Automotive Appellations that Appal
%a David McG. Squire  (squizz@cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19941028
%i Automotive Names, The Art Of
%file REAL08.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Bremerhaven, Bremen, Germany, Earth
%n 2R173
%s A Place Out Of Space And Time
%a Kai Hattendorf  (hattendorf@ifj.fb15.uni-dortmund.de)
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%t Bradford, England, UK, Earth (Part 2)
%n 2R174
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%file REAL08.NEW
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%n 1U1
%s The Plithkud People Of Albidris IV Claim Credit
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%d 19920124
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*EOA*

%t Art
%n 1U2
%s What is it?
%a J. David Dickens  (dickenjd@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu)
%d 19921014
%i Expression
%i Painting
%i Sculpture
%x Earth
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%file UREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 1
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*EOA*

%t Problems With Spelling And Interbeing Relations, The
%n 1U3
%s Beings Have Problems Spelling With Each Other
%a Vincent Joseph Shuta  (shutavj@scranton.com)
%d 19921014
%i Spelling Problems
%i Interbeing Relational Problems
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*EOA*

%t Dealing With The Lack Of Time
%n 1U4
%s Time Expands To Fill Available Space
%a Vincent Joseph Shuta  (shutavj@scranton.com)
%d 19921122
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%i Time, Dealing With The Lack Of
%file UREAL01.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Thirty-Seven Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss
%n 2U1
%s A Fun And Challenging Activity For The Sports Enthusiast
%a Mark Anthony Young and Kristian Wiklund
%d 19920115
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%i Deep Sea Fishing And Dental Floss
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%t Galactic Postal Service
%n 2U2
%s Through Rain Or Sleet Or Dark Of Night, Most Of Which Don't Exist In Space
%a Mark Anthony Young  (marky@caen.engin.umich.edu)
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%i Mail Service
%x Important Tips For Youngsters
%x Milliways Principle
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*EOA*

%t Radio
%n 2U3
%s Radio Music Prevents Spreading Of AIDS
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%i AIDS
%i HIV-Positive
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%t Thirsty
%n 2U4
%s If You Want To Thing Out, Thing Out
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%i Whensday
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*EOA*

%t Absolute Zero
%n 2U5
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%d 19920514
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%i Zero
%i Zilch
%i Bitterness
%i Particle Physics
%x Earth
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*EOA*

%t Ligantis, Justice Lipo
%n 2U6
%s Man Can Rationalize Anything He Has A Mind To Do.  - Benjamin Franklin
%a Loren Haarsma  (haarsma@hussle.harvard.edu)
%d 19920217
%i Lipo Ligantis
%i Justice Lipo Ligantis
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%t Easy Ways To Save Money
%n 2U7
%s A Few Good Hints How To Save Lots Of Money Easily
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%d 19920311
%i Saving Money
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*EOA*

%t Important Tips For Youngsters
%n 2U8
%s Remember Your GPS Official Address, Or Get Used To Travelling
%a Mark A Young  (marky@engin.umich.edu)
%d 19920607
%i Tips For Kids
%i GPS Address Standards
%i Galactic Postal Service Address Standards
%x Galactic Postal Service
%file UREAL01.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Walking Through Mountains
%n 2U10
%s One Of The More Impossible Things You Can Attempt
%a Jeremy Goldman  (not available via Internet)
%d 19870501
%i Mountains, Walking Through
%x Recreational Impossibilities
%file UREAL01.NEW
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%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Recreational Impossibilities
%n 2U11
%s Fun And Games For The Improbable Sports Enthusiast
%a Jeremy Goldman  (not available via Internet)
%d 19870502
%x Thirty-Seven Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss
%x Walking Through Mountains
%file UREAL01.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Milliways Principle
%n 2U12
%s This Is Totally Impossible, And Yet It Works
%a Mark A Young  (marky@caen.engin.umich.edu)
%d 19920816
%i How To Pay Off Huge Debts
%i Huge Debts, How To Pay Off
%x Galactic Postal Service
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%t i
%n 2U13
%s i, The Square Root Of -1, Is 42
%a Daniel Carosone
%d 19870102
%i Irrational Numbers
%i Imaginary Numbers
%i Question To The Answer, The
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*EOA*

%t Shadowlight
%n 2U14
%s Shadowlight: Proven Cause Of Shadows
%a Jason Williams  (jasonw@tdv.com)
%d 19921020
%i Cause Of Shadows, The
%i Shadows
%x Dark Suckers
%x Light
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%t Prophet Margin, The
%n 2U15
%s A History Of The Greatest Disciple Since... Well, Ever!
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%i Margin, Prophet Jake
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*EOA*

%t Computerats
%n 2U16
%s Description Of The Computerat, An Organic Computer
%a Steven K. H. Siew  (ksiew@mundil.cs.mu.oz.au)
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%i Computer, Organic
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%t Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%n 2U17
%s The Local Customs Of Taxi Acquisition
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*EOA*

%t Soushe Awwl Atissu!
%n 2U18
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*EOA*

%t Cheese
%n 2U19
%s Cheese And The Art Of Cheese Mining
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%d 19930504
%i Cheese, Mining Of
%x Pizza
%file UREAL01.NEW
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*EOA*

%t C Language And Unix System Are Jokes
%n 2U20
%s News Article On C And Unix
%a Ian Dean  (ian@jessica.cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19930520
%i Computer Languages
%i Operating Systems
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%x Program Structure Wars
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*EOA*

%t Compression Sort Transform
%n 2U21
%s The New Sort Transform Data Compression Algorithm Explained
%a Jason Williams  (jasonw@tdv.com)
%d 19930510
%x Binary
%x Poke And Hope Programming
%file UREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Poke And Hope Programming
%n 2U22
%s A Painless Programming Method, Requiring Only 3 IQ Points
%a Jason Williams  (jasonw@tdv.com)
%d 19930510
%i Computer Programming, Poke And Hope
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%x Compression Sort Transform
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*EOA*

%t CASIP And AAAAAAA
%n 2U73
%s Groups To Avoid
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940819
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 0
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*EOA*

%t Rocks And Electricity
%n 2U74
%s Land Formations Of The Planet Dennom
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940819
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Sports: Words One Should Know
%n 2U75
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*EOA*

%t Krishna And Rama
%n 2U76
%s Become A Member Of The Hara Krishnas!
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%d 19940724
%i Advertising, Krishna And Rama
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*EOA*

%t Kibo, Who Is
%n 6U1
%s The History Of Kibo And Anews
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%d 19940830
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*EOA*

%t Hold, Please
%n 6U2
%s Boo-boo, be-doodle, Ba ba ba ba ba ba baba de-hmmmm
%a Mark Anthony Young  (myoung@ace.acadiau.ca)
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%t Scott's Insurance
%n 2U77
%s Most Successful Insurance Company in Creation
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%d 19941121
%i Insurance Policies
%i Money for Nothing
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*EOA*

%t Random Dot Stereo Movies
%n 2U78
%s The Noise On Your TV Isn't Noise
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19941014
%i 3D Movies, How To See Them On Your Own TV
%x Random Dot Stereograms
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Single Speaker Stereo Signal, The
%n 2U79
%s Mono-Radios Playing Noise Can Give Stereo Sound!
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@STRW.LeidenUniv.NL)
%d 19941117
%i Mono Stereo, The
%i Random Frequency Mono-Stereo Signal, The
%x Random Dot Stereo Movies
%x Random Dot Stereograms
%file UREAL04.NEW
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%e
*EOA*

%t Homeopathy - Article Two
%n 6U3
%s Homeopathic Water Theory Revisited
%a Professor Placebo  (dapriest@cln.etc.bc.ca)
%d 19941203
%x Homeopathy
%file UREAL04.NEW
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%e
*EOA*

%t Lobster Beings
%n 6U4
%s A Friendly Alien Race
%a Chris Tann, The  (chris_tann@bigfoot.com)
%d 19950202
%x Towel, Chris Tann's
%x Sunglasses, Chris Tann's
%x Emu Export Lager (TM)
%x Crayfishing, The Art Of
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Tripythgoras VII
%n 2U80
%s The Legend Of The Tripythgorean Bugfly
%a Gerry Canavan  (VSUD56B@prodigy.com)
%d 19950129
%i Tripythgorean Bugfly, The
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Origin Of Stupidity, The
%n 2U81
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%a George Jakubaas  (jakubaas@ragehard.limmat.net.ch)
%d 19950209
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Inventions
%n 6U5
%s I Would Really Like To See Someone Invent ...
%a Jim Trash  (Jim@scream.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950302
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Carpets
%n 6U6
%s A Mostly Unhappy Species
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19950317
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Quantum Leaping
%n 2U82
%s How To Travel Without Moving
%a Hendrik De Vloed  (en4bmhd@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk)
%d 19950329
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Diddley-Squat
%n 2U83
%s As Near As Close To Next To Nothing As If To Be Naught
%a Alexander E Cutshall  (alexc@xmission.com)
%d 19950302
%i Nada
%i Zip
%i Very Little
%x Absolute Zero
%x Cheese
%file UREAL04.NEW
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%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Sanity, The Problem Of
%n 2U84
%s How To Remain Sane In The Universe We Inhabit
%a James R. Friend  (james@docnet.infolink.co.za)
%d 19950320
%i Insanity
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t CAT
%n 2U85
%s Commercial Description
%a Frank Reid  (reid@indiana.edu)
%d 19940927
%x Cats
%x Cats And Dogs
%x Feline MPD
%x Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
%file UREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Where News Articles Go Until They Reappear
%n 6U7
%s Why Threads Never Die
%a Nicole Aucoin  (nicole@ariel.cs.yorku.ca)
%d 19941019
%i Easter Island
%i Stonehenge
%i Grand Canyon
%x Earth
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 19
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*EOA*

%t Shoe Civilisation
%n 6U8
%s The Real Masters Of The Universe
%a Stein Ingebrethsen  (s.ingebrethsen@ic.ac.uk)
%d 19950312
%i Massage By Feet
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 20
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*EOA*

%t Fourth Dimension, Creatures From The
%n 2U86
%s How To Recognize A Creature From The Fourth Spatial Dimension
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19950411
%i 4D
%x Alternate Universes
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 21
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*EOA*

%t Hyneline, R. A.
%n 2U87
%s A Writer To Look Out For
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950521
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Playbeing Centrefolds
%n 2U88
%s Full Frontal Nude Pictures Of Some Of The Sexiest Babes In The Galaxy
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950521
%x X-Rated GIF Site, Astronomers Find
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 23
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*EOA*

%t Reciprocity Bugs
%n 2U89
%s The Personal Pests Of Mungoglott 27
%a Ian Campbell  (ianc@islandnet.com)
%d 19950602
%i Bugs, Reciprocity
%file UREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 24
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%e
*EOA*

%t Alley Rally '94 - A Bowling Oddysey
%n 1R19
%s To Boldly Bowl Where No One Has Bowled Before
%a Steven William Baker  (swbaker@vela.acs.oakland.edu)
%d 19940403
%i Bowling on the Road
%x Des Moines, Iowa, USA, Earth
%x Kansas City, Missouri, USA, Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
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%t Cats And Dogs
%n 2R62
%s Cats Are The True "Best Friend" Of Humanity
%a Bryan J. Maloney  (orlanth@io.com)
%d 19940224
%i Dogs and Cats
%i FIV
%i FAIDS
%i AIDS
%i HIV
%i Man's Best Friend
%x Radio
%x Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cambridge, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R63
%s A University Town
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940204
%i Bicycles Versus Pedestrians
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R64
%s An English New Town
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940131
%p 2R64_1.gif  Simplified map of Hemel Hempstead's Magic Roundabout
%x Watford, London, England, UK, Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R65
%s "Happiness Is High Wycombe (In Your Rear-View Mirror)" - Anon.
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19940303
%x Hell
%x Boredom
%x Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Oxford University Speculative Fiction Group (OUSFG)
%n 2R66
%s A Society For Strange People
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940205
%i Science Fiction
%i Talking Heads
%i Alcohol
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Jumping Off Cliffs And Other High Places
%n 2R67
%s How To And How Not To Use Jumping As A Means Of Transportation
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940208
%i Suicide
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Life After Death
%x Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
%x Gravity
%x Walking Through Mountains
%x Flying
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%n 2R68
%s Compendium Of Transportation Methods
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940311
%i Transportation
%i Hitchhiking
%x Paddle Boats
%x Jumping Off Cliffs And Other High Places
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Latin, On The _Ad Hoc_ Use Of
%n 2R69
%s How Sentences, That Were _A Priori_ Fine, Can Be Classically Garbled
%a David McGregor Squire  (squizz@cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19940314
%i Latin
%i Languages
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Adelphi Hotel, Liverpool, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R70
%s Sou'Wester, 1994 British National Science Fiction Convention
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940406
%i Beeblebears
%i Flying Hedgehogs
%i Balloon, Transport By
%x Jargon In British Science Fiction Fandom
%x Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t London, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R71
%s A Big Place Near Surrey
%a Leigh J. C. Kennedy  (lkennedy@st.nepean.uws.edu.au)
%d 19940106
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Meulen, Roel Van Der
%n 2R72
%s One Of The Field Researchers Of PGG
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.LeidenUniv.nl)
%d 19950220
%p 2R72_1.gif  Roel's head end 1994 - begin 1995 when hair growth commenced
%i Meulen, Roelof Daniel Van Der
%x Netherlands, Earth
%x GAG, Guaranteed Articles Group
%x Ideabank, Instructions For The
%x Netherlands, Earth, A Native Writes About The
%x Waddinxveen, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%k Authors
%k PGG
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Paragliding
%n 2R73
%s More Amusing Than You Thought
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19950819
%d 19940406
%i Miller, James (The Fan Man)
%i Paramotoring
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%k Buckingham Palace
%k Hitchhikers
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Testing
%n 2R74
%s One Two Three
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940325
%i One Two One Two
%i One One One One
%i Two Two Two Two
%i This Is A Test
%x Computer Malfunctions
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Martial Arts And Farts
%n 2R75
%s How To Use Farting As A Learning Experience
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940404
%i Martial Farts
%i Unification Of Mind And Body
%i Aikido
%x Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, Earth
%x Defecation
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Law School Necessities
%n 2R76
%s What You Need When Going to Law School
%a Charles Glasser  (Author unavailable via Internet)
%d 19940419
%i Supplies, Law School
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Alcohol Guilt In Students
%n 2R77
%s Students, Alcohol, and Guilt
%a Angus Garfield Race, Dave Hodges' Guide  (not available via Internet)
%d 19940501
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Jomsborg The New
%n 2R78
%s Cambridge Fantastic Literature Society, The
%a Helen Steele  (h.steele@elsevier.co.uk)
%d 19940519
%i Speculative Fiction Societies
%x Cambridge, England, UK, Earth
%x Imperial College Science Fiction Society
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cairns, Queensland, Australia, Earth
%n 2R79
%s The Gateway To The Great Barrier Reef
%a Ian Dean  (ian@jessica.cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19940508
%x Earth
%x Australia, Earth
%k Great Barrier Reef
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cats
%n 2R80
%s Those Furry Things That Inhabit The Warmest Place In The House
%a Ian Dean  (ian@jessica.cs.curtin.edu.au)
%d 19940509
%x Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
%x Cats And Dogs
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Sweden:  The True Story
%n 2R81
%s The Swedes Are Not Swedes
%a Henrik O A Barkman  (barkman@stacken.kth.se)
%d 19940529
%i Russia, Creation Of
%x Earth
%x Sweden, Earth
%x Finland, Earth
%x Norway, Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio, USA, Earth
%n 2R82
%s A Guide For Visiting OSU, Not Necessarily Helpful
%a Dave Shockey Jr.  (dashocke@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
%d 19940601
%i FUBAR'ed
%x Earth
%x Alcohol Guilt In Students
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Towns Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers
%n 2R83
%s Useful Help For Writing Articles On (Boring) Places, Possibly
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.LeidenUniv.nl)
%d 19940526
%i Tips on Article Writing
%i Villages
%i Towns
%i Cities
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Extinction Of Species
%n 2R84
%s Things That Have Died Out
%a Charles Peter Briscoe-Smith  (cpb4@ukc.ac.uk)
%d 19940118
%i Species, Extinction Of
%x Earth
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mensa
%n 2R85
%s The High-IQ Society
%a David K. Merriman  (merriman@organic_sw.win.net)
%d 19931019
%i Intelligence Clubs
%i IQ Organizations
%file REAL04.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Review Procedure, The Official
%n 8R73
%s A Guide To The Article Reviews Procedure
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19970126
%i Official Project Galactic Guide Review Procedure, The
%i Project Galactic Guide Review Procedure, The Official
%x Format And Style Policy, The Official Project Galactic Guide
%x FAQ, PGG
%k Executive
%k Quality Committee
%k Quality
%k Committee
%k Procedure
%k Review
%file REVIEW.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Europa
%n 8U25
%s A Moon Of Jupiter
%a Aleksander Solum  (zolum@online.no)
%d 19980511
%i Moons:  Europa
%i Residence Of The Rulers Of The Galaxy, The
%i Rulers Of The Galaxy, The Residence Of The
%i Galaxy, The Residence Of The Rulers Of The
%x Jupiter, Sol V
%x Earth
%x Sun, The
%x Opinions On UFOs
%x Boredom
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dimensions, Number Of
%n 9U8
%s How Many Dimensions Are There?
%a Matt Baier  (Geiiga42@cjnetworks.com)
%d 19960116
%i Number Of Dimensions
%x Fourth Dimension, Creatures From The
%x Murphic Field In Daily Life, The
%k Probability
%k Dimensions
%k Improbability
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Fairies
%n 9U9
%s The Tooth Fairy, Her Motives, Her Family
%a Gavin Schmitt  (schmitt@vbe.com)
%d 19970114
%x Tunneling Theory Of Sock Disappearance
%k Socks
%k Teeth
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Red Button, The
%n 8U26
%s A Tantalizing Thing To Press
%a Claire V. Gray   (gray42@juno.com)
%d 19970921
%i Shiny Red Buttons
%i Buttons, Red
%i Interesting Thing To Press, An
%i Press, An Interesting Thing To
%k red
%k button
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Voting
%n 8U27
%s Electoral Lottery
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19970710
%i Electoral Lottery
%i Lottery, Electoral
%i Democracy, The Levers Of
%x Law Of Gravity, The
%x Origin Of Stupidity, The
%x Problems With Democracy
%k vote
%k election
%k lottery
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Nebraska, USA, Earth
%n 6U17
%s A Dormant State In North America
%a Chris Stanfield and Shaun Torres  (Natorre@ibm.net)
%d 19990120
%x Earth
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Foot Reflexology
%n 6U18
%s A Map Of The Body
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19990705
%d 19990625
%i Reflexology, Foot
%x Shoe Civilisation
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Lunch
%n 8U28
%s To Go Or Not To Go?
%a Mish Bancroft  (K.Bancroft@btinternet.com)
%d 19981113
%x Lunchtime
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Black Holes
%x Fast Food
%x Fossilised Hamburger Of St Albert, The
%x Taco Moose
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Zarn Measurement System, The
%n 8U29
%s On The Origin Of The Zarn
%a Kevin McCluney  (ksm44622@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
%d 19990519
%x Weird Units Of Measure
%file UREAL07.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Moping
%n 8R84
%s Seven Fun Ways To Loose Friends At Parties
%a Alex Chamberlain  (jediknight@geocities.com)
%d 19980503
%x High School
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Chaos Theory, Definition Of
%n 8R85
%s Chaos Explained
%a Adam Thompson   (neith@phnx.uswest.net)
%d 19970804
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dirk van Deun
%n 8R86
%s Field Researcher Autohagiography
%a Dirk van Deun  (dvandeun@poboxes.com)
%d 19980420
%i van Deun, Dirk
%i Deun, Dirk van
%x Turnhout, Belgium, Europe, Earth
%x Knights Of The Command Line, The
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Y
%n 8R87
%s Y, Oh Y, Oh Y
%a Aaron Rice  (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19970710
%i Why, An Abbreviation For
%i Letters:  Y
%x A
%x X
%x Q
%k alphabet
%k letter
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Middle East, Earth
%n 6R89
%s No Pork, No Vodka, But You've Got To See It
%a Vladimir L. Shirokogorov  (shirokogorov@sibico.msk.ru)
%d 19970724
%x Earth
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Alien Invasion, The Likelihood Of
%n 8R88
%s It's The End Of The World As We Know It, Just Not Very Probable
%a Mark Seaborn  (mseaborn@argonet.co.uk)
%d 19970722
%i Invasion By Aliens, The Chance Of
%i Probability Of Being Invaded By Aliens, The
%x Alien Invasions, How To Fake
%x Alien Identification
%x Alien Elimination
%x Meat, Sentient
%x Earth
%x Earth Defence Shield
%x Opinions On UFOs
%x Faking UFOs
%x Area 51
%x Schroedinger's Cat
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t South Park
%n 13R4
%s Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!
%a John Murphy  (john@megadodo.com)
%d 19980219
%i Cartoon:  South Park
%i Humour, American:  South Park
%i South Park, Colorado, USA, Earth
%x Beavis And Butthead
%k television
%k cartoon
%k humour
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Morrison, Paul Fraser
%n 8R89
%s The Brief Version
%a Paul Morrison  (pfm@iafrica.com)
%d 19980417
%x Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa, Earth
%x Elephants, How To Avoid Charging
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Creating A Religion, The Art Of
%n 6R90
%s Cheese Gods
%a Matt Baier  (geiiga42@forpresident.com)
%d 19980905
%i Religion, The Art Of Creating A
%i Art Of Creating A Religion, The
%i Guddha, God Of Cheese And Prophet Of Teh Geat Gpd Tpyo
%i Gods, Cheese
%i Cheese Gods
%x Classification Of Religions
%x Krishna And Rama
%x Mathematical Model Of God And Jesus
%x Cheese
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t American Professional Wrestling, Theory Of
%n 13R5
%s Prepare To Be Confused
%a JuggyNot  (JuggyNot@aol.com)
%d 19970921
%i Professional Wrestling, Theory Of American
%i Theory Of American Professional Wrestling
%i Wrestling, Theory Of American Professional
%k referee
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Theatre
%n 9R33
%s Playgoing For The Culturally Declined
%a John Murphy  (JMurph10@wvu.edu)
%d 19970911
%x Play:  A Midsummer Night's Dream
%x Play:  Hamlet
%x Play:  Richard III
%k Plays
%k Greeks
%k Theatre
%k History
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, Earth, Things To Do In
%n 6R91
%s An In-depth Guide To The Hoopiest Place On Earth
%a Daniel Oberski  (daob@dds.nl)
%d 19980413
%x Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%x Netherlands, Earth
%x Netherlands, Earth, A Native Writes About The
%x Weather In The Netherlands
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Crowded Bus, Things To Do In A
%n 8R90
%s Top Ten Fun Things To Do In A Crowded Bus
%a P. Giglio  (reptile@id-base.com)
%d 19980228
%x Elevators, Fifty Fun Things To Do In
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Top Ten Traveling Songs
%x Train Journeys, Ten Ways to Liven Up
%x Top Twenty-Six Ways To Kill Time
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Nostalgia
%n 8R91
%s I Remember When A Spoon Was A Real Spoon
%a Aaron Rice  (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19970710
%i Past, Yearning For The
%i Reminiscence, The Art Of
%x Cool Camping
%x The 1970s Revival, Just Outside Watford, England, UK, Earth
%k nostalgia
%k memory
%k time
%k reflection
%k reminiscence
%k progress
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Languages: Spanish, A Primer
%n 9R34
%s A Quick Guide To Speaking Spanish
%a Nicholas Gurley  (neg@bigfoot.com)
%d 19971230
%i Spanish, A Lauguage Primer
%i Primers: Spanish Language
%i Speaking Spanish
%x Castelle Comte Mal, Palma, Spain, Earth
%x Pamplona, Spain, Earth
%k Spanish
%k Language
%k Speaking
%k Writing
%k Learning
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mopeds
%n 9R35
%s The Most Stinking, Polluting And Noisy Means Of Transportation
%a Tony Blews  (hat@mono.org)
%d 19971114
%i Transport:  Mopeds
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%k Transport
%k Bikes
%k Travel
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Languages:  Irish, A Primer
%n 9R36
%s A Quick Introduction To The Language Of The Irish
%a Nicholas Gurley  (neg@bigfoot.com)
%d 19971230
%i Irish, A Lauguage Primer
%i Primers:  Irish Language
%i Speaking Irish
%x Ireland, Earth
%k Irish
%k language
%k speaking
%k writing
%k learning
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Blue Christmas
%n 6R92
%s It Is The Season To Be Worried
%a Aaron Rice  (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19971225
%i Christmas, Blue
%i Misery At Christmas
%i Anger At Christmas
%k unhappiness
%k Christmas
%k anger
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Kudu Dung Spitting
%n 10R2
%s Unlikely To Ever Become An Olympic Sport
%a Paul Morrison   (pfm@iafrica.com)
%d 19970925
%x Insane, How Do You Prove You Are Not?
%x Football
%x Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%k Sport
%k Recreation
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Politically Correct, How To Be
%n 9R37
%s A Short "How-To" In Getting To Be Politically Correct
%a Nicholas Gurley  (neg@bigfoot.com)
%d 19980102
%i Correct, Politically, How To Be
%i How To Be Politically Correct
%x Insults
%x Definitely Correct Speech
%k Insults
%k Correctness
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Apologies
%n 6R93
%s Sorry, I Didn't Mean It
%a Aaron Rice  (elemental@mcmail.com)
%d 19970626
%i Sorry
%i But, The Use Of In False Apologies
%i False Apologies
%i Guilt
%i Remorse
%x Winning Arguments
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA, Earth
%n 9R38
%s A Brief Introduction For Visiting Hitchhikers
%a Nicholas Gurley  (neg@bigfoot.com)
%d 19971231
%x Languages:  Spanish, A Primer
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%x Dallas, Texas, USA, Earth
%k places
%k USA
%k Florida
%k tourism
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Shaving, Wet, The Art Of
%n 9R39
%s Scraping A Razor Across Your Face At 6 AM
%a John Murphy  (JMurph10@wvu.edu)
%d 19970913
%i Wet Shaving, The Art Of
%i Art Of Wet Shaving, The
%i Removing Facial Hair
%k Face
%k Facial
%k Hair
%k Shaving
%k Wet
%k Foam
%k Stubble
%k Morning
%k Men
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Blews, Anthony John
%n 9R40
%s Shameless Self-Plug For A Moron
%a Tony Blews  (hat@mono.org)
%d 19971113
%i Anthony John Blews
%i Tony Blews
%i Field Researcher:  Blews, Tony
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%x Field Researchers, How To Recognize
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hartsdale, Westchester, New York, USA, Earth
%n 13R6
%s Hartsdale, Some Information To Help You Understand It
%a Andrew Wirshborn-Lucker  (improzak@aol.com)
%d 19971203
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%x Earth
%file REAL19.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Duct Tape
%n 6S19
%s The Holiest Substance In The Known Galaxy
%a Brendan R. Dillon  (pvt_wildman@hotmail.com)
%d 19980616
%i Adhesives:  Duct Tape
%i Tape, Duct Tape
%i World War II, One Result Of
%i Gaffer Tape
%x Classification Of Religions
%x Live Action Roleplaying
%x Broomball
%file SREAL06.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Beer And Pretzels
%n 6S20
%s Food That Goes With Beer
%a Jon Canady  (Jjonpaul@aol.com)
%d 19990207
%x Beer Hunter, The Game Of
%x Pubs, How To Deal With Them
%x Earth
%file SREAL06.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Extreme Utility Of Caffeine, The
%n 6S21
%s Caffeine And Coffee, The Driving Forces Of History
%a Francois Tremblay  (mdipres@videotron.ca)
%d 19980917
%x Coffee
%x Jolt Cola
%x Tea
%file SREAL06.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Crime Scenes
%n 8S20
%s What To Do Upon Discovering A Dead Body
%a Dirk van Deun  (dirk@igwe.vub.ac.be)
%d 19990801
%x Rules Of Car Chasing
%x Meteor Strike, Recommended Procedures For A
%k Television, Film, Movie, Love, Murder
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*EOA*

%t Douglas Adams' Fans, Psychological Profile Of
%n 8S21
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%a Stephane Lussier  (slussier@bigfoot.com)
%d 19990108
%i Douglas Adams' Procrastrination And Its Effect On His Fans
%i Chronic Extrapolation Disorder (CED)
%i Douglas-Adams Disease, The
%i Maddening Influence Of Douglas Adams, The
%i Fandom-Induced Lunacy
%x Writing Style, Douglas Adams'
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*EOA*

%t Meetings, How To Remain Awake During
%n 8S22
%s Alternatives To Gnawing Off Your Own Legs
%a Alex Gough  (alexander.gough@st-hughs.ox.ac.uk)
%d 19991110
%x Sleep
%x Boredom
%x Work
%x Top Twenty-Six Ways To Kill Time
%x Lecture Games
%x Naps, The Most Convenient Time To Take
%x Time
%x Lunch
%x Lunchtime
%x Scientific Truth In Product Warning Labels
%x Coffee
%x Philosophy
%x Cheese
%x Windows
%x Mobile Phones
%x Telephones
%x Atomic Bomb, Constructing An
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*EOA*

%t Laws That Govern Everyday And Military Life
%n 6S22
%s The Laws Of Many People Pretending To Be Called Murphy
%a Morten Lied Johansen  (mortenjo@ifi.uio.no)
%d 19981227
%x Murphic Field In Daily Life, The
%x Infinity, The Truth About
%x Magic
%file SREAL06.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Revision
%n 6S23
%s The Art of Gentle Procrastination
%a Alex Gough  (alex@rcon.org)
%d 19990607
%x Alcohol Guilt In Students
%x Examinations, Fifty Ways To Fail
%x High School
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*EOA*

%t Great Wall of China, The
%n 8S23
%s GWOC
%a Elijah James Brown  (tbrown@mail.techplus.com)
%d 19981004
%x Eiffel Tower, The
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%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Convenience Stores, Working In
%n 8S24
%s How To Be A Great Shop Assistant
%a Christopher Thomas  (CP.Thomas@virgin.net)
%d 19980506
%i Working In Convenience Stores
%i Make Money Slowly
%i Professions:  Shop Assistant
%x Professions:  System Administrator
%x Professions:  Writing Shareware, Drawback Of
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%x Professions:  Waitering:  How To Get Tips
%x Professions:  Waitering:  Problems And Traumas
%x Professions:  Balloon Animal Sculptor
%x Hearing Aid, Cheap
%x Shopping, After Midnight
%x Aggressive Shopping
%k Convenience Store Worker Counter Business Customer Shop Money
%file SREAL06.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Earth
%n 1R1
%s A Really Hoopy Place To Live These Days...
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19920319
%i Terra
%i Where You Probably Are Right Now
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 0
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*EOA*

%t Massachusetts Institute Of Technology
%n 1R2
%s Mostly Nerds
%a Daniel Robert Risacher
%d 19920123
%i MIT
%i Mass Tech
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%fileindex 1
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*EOA*

%t Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, Earth
%n 1R3
%s Human Beings, Surfers, And Samba Dancers
%a Geraldo Xexeo  (xexeo@dxlaa.cern.ch)
%d 19920123
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 2
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*EOA*

%t New Orleans, Louisiana, USA, Earth
%n 1R4
%s Guide To New Orleans
%a Brian K. Dore'  (BKD@VM.USL.EDU)
%d 19920117
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Car Talk
%n 1R5
%s National Public Radio Hits A New Peak In Interactive Silliness
%a Loren Haarsma  (haarsma@hussle.harvard.edu)
%d 19920130
%i Humor, Radio
%i Radio Humor
%x Radio
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Fire
%n 1R6
%s Phlogiston Theory Put To The Test
%a Elmer Fudd  (root@uunet.uu.net)
%d 19920101
%i Flame
%i Phlogiston Theory
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bluffer's Guides, The
%n 1R7
%s Independent Companion Volumes To The Guide
%a Jim Cheetham  (jim@oasis.icl.co.uk)
%d 19921002
%i Bluffing
%i Pretending To Know What You're Talking About
%i Being More Clever Than You Really Are
%i Knowledge The Easy Way
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Economic Benefits Of Pollution, The
%n 1R8
%s Why Pollution Is Necessary In Today's Economy
%a David Richard Tabb  (tabbdav@eng.auburn.edu)
%d 19921030
%i Pollution
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Reno, Nevada, USA, Earth
%n 1R9
%s Information On The Gambling Town Of Reno, Nevada, USA, Earth
%a Scott Mathew Glazer  (glazer@cs.cornell.edu)
%d 19921102
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Travel Necessities
%n 1R10
%s Important Items For The Budget Traveller
%a Scott Mathew Glazer  (glazer@cs.cornell.edu)
%d 19921116
%i Necessities
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 9
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*EOA*

%t Barenaked Ladies
%n 1R11
%s A Musical Group Or Something...
%a Peter Edward Janes  (pejanes@descartes.uwaterloo.ca)
%d 19920910
%x Radio
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 10
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*EOA*

%t Avalon Hill's Diplomacy
%n 1R13
%s The Board Game Of Diplomacy
%a Robert Schone  (schone_r@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz)
%d 19920120
%i Diplomacy, Avalon Hill's
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Filks
%n 1R14
%s I Fought The Borg, And The Borg Won
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930120
%i Science Fiction Folk Songs
%i alt.music.filk
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Real Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The
%n 1R16
%s Earth Computer Pretends To Be "The Hitchhiker's Guide"
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19950211
%i Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Real
%x Origins Of The Guide
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Telephones
%n 1R17
%s Some Advice To Help You Use One Properly
%a Dennis Holmes  (dholmes@netcom.com)
%d 19920120
%i Phones
%i Emergency Tips Utilizing Telephones
%x Definitely Correct Speech
%x Telephone Bills
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Assembly Language
%n 1R18
%s Fast, Efficient, And It Does Exactly What You Tell It
%a Vincent Joseph Shuta  (shutavj@scranton.com)
%d 19930120
%i Assembler
%x JSP
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Geneva, Switzerland, Earth
%n 2R2
%s Geneva, Switzerland Is A City For Very Rich People
%a Geraldo Xexeo  (xexeo@dxlaa.cern.ch)
%d 19911101
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Harvard Square, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, Earth
%n 2R3
%s Mostly Preppie
%a Loren Haarsma  (haarsma@hussle.harvard.edu)
%d 19920120
%x Massachusetts Institute Of Technology
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
%n 2R4
%s A Hitchhiker's View Of RPI
%a Jesse Mundis  (jesse@uts.amdahl.com)
%d 19910410
%i RPI
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada, Earth
%n 2R5
%s Buzz Buzz Slap, Paddle Paddle Splash
%a Loren Haarsma  (haarsma@hussle.harvard.edu)
%d 19920304
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Berlin, Germany, Earth
%n 2R6
%s An Ultimately Nice, Really Megafroody Place
%a Klaus v. Knoblauch  (Knoblauch@Rz-Berlin.Mpg.De)
%d 19920629
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Party Hints
%n 2R7
%s How To Have A Party On Earth -- Some Helpful Hints
%a Daniel Bowen  (daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au)
%d 19920203
%i How To Have A Party
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 21
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*EOA*

%t New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%n 2R8
%s New York, A Lousy Place To Visit, But Somebody Has To Live There
%a Warren Kurt vonRoeschlaub  (kv07@iastate.edu)
%d 19930117
%i Hell, New York City Division
%x How To Avoid Being Mugged In New York
%x Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t How To Avoid Being Mugged In New York
%n 2R9
%s Hints To Help You Keep What Little You Have
%a Warren Kurt vonRoeschlaub  (kv07@iastate.edu)
%d 19930117
%i Mugged, How To Avoid Being
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%file REAL01.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Qwerty
%n 6S3
%s Qwerty Made A Grammatical Correct Keyboard Into...
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19950223
%i Keyboards
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Naps, The Most Convenient Time To Take
%n 6S4
%s The Best Time To Take A Break
%a Jeff Kramer  (lthumper@bga.com)
%d 19950316
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Toilet Paper, Replacing
%n 2S69
%s Not Replacing Toilet Paper Is Genetic
%a Lisa Stalnaker Hellwig  (lhellwi@delphi.com)
%d 19941114
%x Defecation
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Psychic Gravity
%n 6S5
%s Human Bodies Attracted By Empty Spaces, Lamp Posts, And Other Humans
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19950213
%i Gravity, Psychic
%x Gravity
%x Jumping Off Cliffs And Other High Places
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Personal Stereos
%n 2S70
%s Musical Equipment For Fun And Fornication
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950521
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ozone
%n 2S71
%s Radical Elements In The Air
%a Alex McLintock  (alex@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
%d 19950521
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Marriage, How To Ruin A
%n 6S6
%s By Xang Woopy 101010
%a Gregory C. Wait  (zooey@ipass.net)
%d 19950620
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t May The Forces Be With You
%n 2S72
%s The Four Forces Of The Universe
%a Joseph Johaneman  (joseph.johaneman@leading.org)
%d 19950306
%i Forces: Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic, Gravity
%i Gluons
%i Unified Field Theory
%x Gravity
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wrong Telephone Numbers
%n 6S7
%s Difficulties In Communication Technology
%a David Heffron  (heffrodj@dcs.gla.ac.uk)
%d 19951020
%x Telephones
%x Telephone Bills
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 8
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%e
*EOA*

%t Challenge
%n 8S1
%s Gambling Game You Don't Want To Play, A
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940902
%i Dare
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*EOA*

%t Leif, Miss Universe, And Everything
%n 8S2
%s United States Of America, Earth - A Few Things You Should Know
%a Gregory C. Wait, aka Xang Woopy 101010  (zooey@ipass.net)
%d 19951010
%i USA, Earth
%i America, The United States Of
%x Earth
%x Football, Association
%k USA
%k Viking
%k Football
%k Miss Universe
%k Indians
%file SREAL04.NEW
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*EOA*

%t Curry And The Ozone Layer
%n 8S3
%s Be An Environmentalist And Abolish Vegetables
%a Chris Grace  (chris@transdata.co.nz)
%d 19950217
%x Ozone
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*EOA*

%t Throwing Book
%n 8S4
%s Overcoming Writer's Block
%a Brian Pickrell  (pmaker@eskimo.com) and Russ Miller  (rmiller@pic.net)
%d 19950725
%i Piers Anthony
%x Writers' Block
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*EOA*

%t Martial Animals
%n 8S5
%s Most Effective Martial Arts Style Against Animals
%a George Patrick Weekes  (paladin@leland.Stanford.EDU)
%d 19950613
%x Martial Arts And Farts
%file SREAL04.NEW
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%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Tounge Of Frog
%n 8S6
%s Bad Product Name Translations
%a Carlos May  (froggy@new-orleans.NeoSoft.com)
%d 19950122
%i Janglish
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mornington Crescent
%n 6S8
%s The Last Of The Truly Great Games
%a Paul Presley  (prezzer@cix.compulink.co.uk)
%d 19951220
%i Games: Mornington Crescent
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Earth Defence Shield
%n 6S9
%s One Already Exists
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19951104
%i Earth Defense Shield
%i Universe Defense Shield
%i Universe Defence Shield
%i Bad News For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%i Why Sticking Your Thumb Up For An UFO Is Useless
%x Earth
%x Economic Benefits Of Pollution, The
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%file SREAL04.NEW
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%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Holes
%n 8S7
%s Excellent Storage Area, Or A Waste Of Space?
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19960225
%x Black Holes
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Imperial College Science Fiction Society
%n 8S8
%s ICSF
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (Alex.McLintock@Chadwyck.co.uk)
%d 19930120
%d 19960529
%i Science Fiction Society, Imperial College
%i ICSF
%x McLintock, Alexander Lachlan
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%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Telecommunications, Article II
%n 8S9
%s How To Talk Telecom Techie
%a Evan "Paradox !-)" Macbeth  (macbeth@dimension.net)
%d 19960404
%x Telephones
%x Telephone Bills
%x No Charge
%x Telemarketers, How To Hassle And Deal With
%x Wrong Telephone Numbers
%x Acronyms
%x Abbreviations
%x US Naval Abbreviations
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Luck
%n 6S10
%s Luck Does Not Change
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19960523
%i Conservation Of Luck
%i Fortune, Good
%i Good Fortune
%x Seize The Day
%x Meulen, Roel Van Der
%x How Can Beggars Afford To Keep Dogs?
%file SREAL04.NEW
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%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Matches, Multiple Uses For
%n 6S11
%s There Actually Is More Than One Way To Use Them
%a Niklas Vainio  (nikke@sci.fi)
%d 19960426
%i Inventions of Our Time:  Matches
%x Towels
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Drawing Conclusions
%n 8S10
%s What Assumptions Can You Make?
%a Aaron Rice  (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
%d 19960525
%i Conclusions, Drawing
%i Assumptions, Making
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Ignorance
%x Lost Property
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bubble Wrap Game, The
%n 8S11
%s A Brilliant Idea From The Prince Of Fun
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (Alex.McLintock@chadwyck.co.uk)
%d 19960529
%x McLintock, Alexander Lachlan
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%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Moon Hoax, The
%n 8S12
%s Another Masterpiece By Stanley Kubrick
%a C. Powers  (lost on internet)
%d 19951004
%i Movie Review:  The Apollo Missions
%i Kubrick, Stanley
%x Moon, The
%file SREAL04.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t FTP, A Boring Article On How To Use
%n 1R20
%s File Transfer Process, TCP/IP (boring)
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940901
%i File Transfer Process
%x Unix, Part 1
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Philosophy
%n 1R21
%s Thought And Thinkers
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940906
%x Art Of Being, The
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Unix, Part 2
%n 1R22
%s Logging Into Your Computer
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940722
%i Message Of The Day
%i Terminals
%x Unix, Part 1
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Unix, Part 3
%n 1R23
%s Files And File Systems
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940722
%i Shell, Unix
%i Files, Unix
%x McLintock, Alexander Lachlan
%x Unix, Part 2
%x Unix, Part 1
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 3
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%e
*EOA*

%t Weird Units Of Measure
%n 2R137
%s Make Physics More Enjoyable
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940725
%i Units Of Measure, Weird
%i Measurement, Weird
%x Mars
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Stafford, England, UK, Earth
%n 2R138
%s The Highlights And Lowlights Of Stafford (Mostly Lowlights)
%a Tony Blews  (hat@mono.org)
%d 19940727
%i Boring Places Not To Visit
%x Earth
%x London, England, UK, Earth
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 5
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%e
*EOA*

%t Train Journeys, Ten Ways To Liven Up
%n 2R139
%s Amusing Things To Do On Long Railway Journeys
%a Tony Blews  (hat@mono.org)
%d 19940727
%i Railway Journeys
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Barkman, Henrik O A
%n 2R140
%s Is HOAB From Somewhere Else?
%a Tomas Edstrom  (ted@kullmar.se)
%d 19940726
%i Lord Of The Red Dot, The
%i Ice Cream Murderer, The
%x Alien Identification
%x Ice Cream-Induced Killing Frenzy
%x Field Researchers, How To Recognize
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ice Cream-Induced Killing Frenzy
%n 2R141
%s A Word Of Warning
%a Henrik O A Barkman  (barkman@stacken.kth.se)
%d 19940729
%x Barkman, Henrik O A
%x Ice Cream
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hostage Situations, Solution To
%n 2R142
%s Side Effects Of Major Sporting Events Put To Use
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940729
%i Sports Events, Major, Side Effects Of
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
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*EOA*

%t Metric Prefixes
%n 2R143
%s Dubious Metrics
%a Anonymous  (Author unavailable via Internet)
%d 19940729
%x Weird Units Of Measure
%x Metric System
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ideabank, Instructions For The
%n 2R144
%s How To Use The PGG Ideabank
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.Leidenuniv.nl)
%c Ryan Tucker  (rtucker@netins.net)
%d 19940729
%x Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Circular
%n 2R145
%s The Beauty Of Circular Reference
%a Arnaud Roques  (roques@aar.alcatel-alsthom.fr)
%d 19940809
%x Reference
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Reference
%n 2R146
%s The Beauty Of Circular Reference
%a Arnaud Roques  (roques@aar.alcatel-alsthom.fr)
%d 19940809
%x Circular
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Relocation
%n 2R147
%s Travel Light, And It's Not A Problem
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19940719
%i Moving To A New Residence
%x Travel Necessities
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Shoemaker-Levy 9
%n 2R148
%s It Smacked Into Jupiter
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19940719
%i Comets, Shoemaker-Levy 9
%x Jupiter, Sol V
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Rocky Horror Picture Show At The Prince Charles Cinema
%n 2R149
%s Charming Underclothes: London's Amazing Live Cast
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940127
%i Cinema And Theatre
%i Leicester Square, London, England, UK, Earth
%i Cinema Review: Rocky Horror Picture Show
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Ocho Rios, St. Ann Parish, Jamaica, West Indies, Earth
%n 2R150
%s Fun In The Sun (and Rain)
%a Nicole Aucoin  (cs911155@ariel.cs.yorku.ca)
%d 19940622
%x Earth
%x Tourists
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Celsius, Anders
%n 2R151
%s The Man With The Thermometer
%a Henrik O A Barkman  (barkman@stacken.kth.se)
%d 19940825
%x Earth
%x Barkman, Henrik O A
%x Sweden:  The True Story
%x Sweden, Earth
%x Metric System
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Kramer, Jeff
%n 2R152
%s Do Not Read This Summary Again
%a Jeff Kramer  (lthumper@bga.com)
%d 19940824
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Atlantic City Race Course, Hamilton Township, New Jersey, USA, Earth
%n 2R153
%s Pretty Horses And Sad People
%a Paul Jason Clegg  (cleggp@megadodo.com)
%d 19940814
%x Pizza
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Strangers
%n 2R154
%s Are They Friend Or Foe?
%a Nicole Aucoin  (cs911155@ariel.cs.yorku.ca)
%d 19940719
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Andersson, Rickard
%n 2R155
%s A Field Researcher With More Than One Towel
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19940803
%i Authors, Project Galactic Guide
%i Rickard Andersson
%i rickard@softlab.se
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Washing Hands After Bathroom
%n 6R1
%s Reasons Why You Should Wash Your Hands
%a John B. Kim  (kim@cs.umass.edu)
%d 19940811
%x Defecation
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Coffee
%n 6R2
%s Coffee; A Legal Drug
%a Rickard Andersson  (rickard@softlab.se)
%d 19940906
%i Drugs: Caffeine
%i Habit Forming Drugs: Caffeine
%i Stimulants: Caffeine
%i Irish Coffee
%x Tea
%x Space Safe Coke Can
%file REAL07.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%n 1S1
%s Gargle Blaster Recipe Using Terran Ingredients
%a Lloyd T. Rich  (GALAXYHH@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu)
%d 19900512
%i Gargle Blaster - Earth/Terran Version
%x Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Chess
%n 1S2
%s A game With Much Terminology
%a Jason Corley  (corleyj@gas.uug.arizona.edu)
%d 19921012
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Definitely Correct Speech
%n 1S4
%s How To Speak Your Mind And Live To Tell About It
%a Dennis Holmes  (dholmes@netcom.com)
%d 19930121
%i DCS
%i DC Speech
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hell
%n 1S5
%s Don't Go There
%a Vincent Joseph Shuta  (shutavj@scranton.com)
%d 19921229
%i Hades
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Infinity
%n 2S1
%s It's Really Confusing
%a Mark Anthony Young  (marky@caen.engin.umich.edu)
%d 19911201
%i Really Big
%x Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Light
%n 2S2
%s A Scientific Study Of Light In Our Dimension
%a Craig Hill  (hill@latcs1.lat.oz.au)
%d 19920409
%x Infinity
%x Dark Suckers
%x Shadowlight
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Problems With Democracy
%n 2S3
%s The Worst Form Of Government, But Better Than The Rest
%a Loren Haarsma, Andrew Mark Kuchling  (fnord@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca)
%d 19920210
%i Politics
%i Democracy, Problems With
%x What To Do When Your Elected Head Of State Embarrasses You
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t What To Do When Your Elected Head Of State Embarrasses You
%n 2S4
%s Keep reminding Yourself, "You Could Have Done Worse"
%a Loren Haarsma, Andrew Mark Kuchling  (fnord@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca)
%d 19920210
%x Problems With Democracy
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth
%n 2S5
%s A Non-Tourist's View Of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth
%a Daniel Bowen  (daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au)
%d 19920624
%x Australia, Earth
%x Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Australia, Earth
%n 2S6
%s A Short Look At Australia, Earth
%a Daniel Bowen  (daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au)
%d 19920625
%i Down Under
%x Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth
%x Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dark Suckers
%n 2S7
%s The Theory Of Dark Suckers
%a Jesper Hogstrom
%d 19920510
%i Particles Of Darkness
%i Energy From Darkness
%x Shadowlight
%x Light
%x Fire
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t JSP
%n 2S8
%s Why Use JSP When You Can Eat Spaghetti?
%a Mazda Imperfekt  (SA215@NOV.HB.SE)
%d 19920928
%i Administration Technology
%i Jackson's Structured Programming
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Library Theft
%n 2S9
%s It's Terribly Difficult And Not Very Lucrative
%a Mark Anthony Young  (marky@caen.engin.umich.edu)
%d 19911212
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Sweden, Earth
%n 2S10
%s A Small Guide To The Newly Arrived Extraterrestrial
%a Mazda Imperfekt  (SA215@NOV.HB.SE)
%d 19920928
%x Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Watermelons
%n 2S11
%s Ritualistic Uses For Watermelons On Two Planets
%a Travis J.I. Corcoran  (tcorcora@sunlab.cit.cornell.edu)
%d 19921214
%x Watermelon Rituals
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Work
%n 2S12
%s Earthling's "Work" And The Result Of It To Himself And Others
%a Sam Craghead  (scrag@crash.cts.com),  (006839@ncsi.com)
%d 19921210
%i Occupation
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Alien Identification
%n 2S13
%s Some Handy Methods Of Alien Identification
%a Tomi Suviola  (tokrsu@jyu.fi)
%d 19921209
%i Identification, Alien
%x Alien Elimination
%x Faking UFOs
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Alien Elimination
%n 2S14
%s Some Helpful Hints On How To Eliminate Hostile Aliens
%a Tomi Suviola  (tokrsu@jyu.fi)
%d 19930119
%i Elimination, Alien
%x Alien Identification
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Kansas City, Missouri, USA, Earth
%n 2S15
%s Why You Should Stay Away From Kansas City, Missouri
%a Jason Braddy  (jlbraddy@iastate.edu)
%d 19930120
%i Crown Center
%i KC MO
%x Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Pizza
%n 2S16
%s Hot Pizza -- Food Of The Gods!
%a Jason Williams  (jasonw@tdv.com)
%d 19930117
%i Food, Pizza
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Plagiarism
%n 2S17
%s Plagiarism
%a Jason Williams  (jasonw@tdv.com)
%d 19930117
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Moose Watching
%n 2S18
%s It Is Important To Differentiate Between Moose And Mousse
%a Michael Winship
%d 19930403
%i Mousse
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Moon, The
%n 2S19
%s The Largest Satellite Of The Planet Earth, Sol
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930409
%i Restaurants to Avoid
%x Earth
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Mars
%n 2S20
%s The Fourth Planet Orbiting Sol
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930409
%i Red Planet, The
%i Sol 4
%x Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Binary
%n 2S21
%s Binary Mathematics:  Uses And Abuses
%a Jason Williams  (jasonw@tdv.com)
%d 19930510
%i Mathematics, Binary
%x Poke And Hope Programming
%x Compression Sort Transform
%file SREAL01.NEW
%fileindex 24
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Madurodam, The Hague, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%n 9R4
%s The Netherlands In A Nutshell
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19960714
%i Netherlands For Hitchhikers With A Very Tight Budget, The
%i Holland For Hitchhikers With A Very Tight Budget
%i Miniature Tourist Attractions In The Netherlands
%i Dutch Architecture Museum
%i Architecture Museum, Dutch
%x Netherlands, Earth
%x Netherlands, Earth, A Native Writes About The
%x Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Play:  Hamlet
%n 9R5
%s So You Think Your Parents Don't Understand You
%a John Murphy  (JMurphy42@aol.com)
%d 19960801
%i Shakespeare's Plays, Hamlet
%i Hamlet
%i Plays, Hamlet
%i Reviewing Hamlet
%x Sleep
%x World According To Student Bloopers, The
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bangkok, Urban Survival Techniques
%n 6R65
%s Check All Eleven Dimensions Before Crossing The Road
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19960623
%i Bangkok, A Tourist's Guide
%i Urban Survival Techniques In Bangkok, Thailand, Earth
%x Earth
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Capital Hostel, Jerusalem, Israel, Earth
%n 6R66
%s Cheap And Friendly, If A Little Loud
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19960216
%x Earth
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Future Cafe, Hong Kong, China, Earth
%n 6R67
%s Hong Kong's Only Internet Cafe?
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19960714
%x Bangkok, Urban Survival Techniques
%x Cafe@Boatquay, Boat Quay, Singapore, Earth
%x Cyberpub, Bangkok, Thailand, Earth
%x Earth
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Incident At Roswell, The
%n 6R68
%s Good News For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker?
%a Jonathan David Harmon  (jharmon@mtu.edu)
%d 19951028
%i Roswell, New Mexico, USA, Earth, The Incident At
%i UFO Crash At Roswell
%x Harmon, Jonathan David
%x Area 51
%x Faking UFOs
%x Alien Identification
%x Alien Elimination
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Happy Family Hostel II, Taipei, Taiwan
%n 6R69
%s Cheap And Friendly
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19960216
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cafe@Boatquay, Boat Quay, Singapore, Earth
%n 6R70
%s Nice Place, And Your Friends Can Watch You Too
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19960620
%x Earth
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cyberpub, Bangkok, Thailand, Earth
%n 6R71
%s Nice Pub, Shame About The Internet
%a Mark Grant  (mark@unicorn.com)
%d 19960620
%x Bangkok, Urban Survival Techniques
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Dutch Rail, The Leiden-Utrecht Track
%n 6R72
%s Adventures In Public Transport
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19961009
%i Rail, Dutch, The Leiden-Utrecht Track
%i Leiden-Utrecht, A Track Of Dutch Rail
%i Utrecht-Leiden, A Track Of Dutch Rail
%x Netherlands, Earth
%x Boskoop, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%x Waddinxveen, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%x Netherlands, Earth, A Native Writes About The
%x Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Nothing
%n 8R53
%s Doing Something
%a Ben Hausmann  (countzero@whoever.com)
%d 19960930
%x Leif, Miss Universe, And Everything
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hats: Berets
%n 8R54
%s Anarchy, The Military, And Fashion
%a Gavin Schmitt  (schmitt@vbe.com)
%d 19960910
%d 19980123
%i Berets
%x Black Trenchcoats
%x Drivers With Hats
%x Hats: Sombreros
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Avoiding Computer Obsolescence
%n 9R6
%s An Up-To-Date System In Seven Easy Steps
%a Mark Levin  (meglev@webspan.net)
%d 19960813
%i Computer Obsolescence, Avoiding
%i Obsolete Computer Equipment, How To Avoid Possession Of
%i How To Avoid Possessing Obsolete Computer Equipment
%i Purchasing The Latest Computer Equipment, A Guide
%i Keeping Your Computer Equipment Up-To-Date
%x Computer Jargon Made Easy
%x Computers, Earth
%x Macintosh PowerBooks
%x New York City, New York, USA, Earth
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Boomshanka
%n 9R7
%s Driving (Slowly) Into Trees Can Be Fun Too
%a Chris Tann, The  (chris_tann@bigfoot.com)
%d 19950130
%x Boredom
%x Rules Of Car Chasing
%x Car Alarms
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Play:  A Midsummer Night's Dream
%n 9R8
%s Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be!
%a John Murphy  (JMurphy42@aol.com)
%d 19960731
%i Shakespeare's Plays, A Midsummer Night's Dream
%i Midsummer Night's Dream, A
%i Plays, A Midsummer Night's Dream
%i Reviewing A Midsummer Night's Dream
%x Play:  Hamlet
%x Play:  Richard III
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Underrated Art Of Saute Cooking In America, The
%n 9R9
%s The Bitter Aspects Involved In The Life Of An American Saute Cook
%a Mike Rohde  (MRohde@aol.com)
%d 19961012
%i Saute Cooking In America, The Underrated Art Of
%i Cooking, Saute
%i Professions:  Saute Cook
%x Cuisine Unauthentique
%x Fast Food
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cars, Getting Hit By
%n 9R10
%s Falling Off Of And Getting Hit By Cars
%a Mike Schmitt  (schmitt@vbe.com)
%d 19961116
%i Getting Hit By Cars
%i Automobiles, Getting Hit By
%i Traffic, Getting Hit By
%i Making Money From Car Accidents
%x Rules Of Car Chasing
%x Boomshanka
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Rich, Get
%n 8R55
%s How To Get Rich Slowly
%a John Murphy  (jmurphy42@aol.com)
%d 19960927
%i Get Rich
%i You Too Can Get Rich Slow!!!  (Parody)
%x Financial Freedom
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 17
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Schroedinger's Cat
%n 8R56
%s Fun Quantum Physics Experiments You Can Do In Your Spare Time!
%a Arthur Rudolph  (Mag8Bob@aol.com)
%d 19961020
%i Thought Experiment Of Schroedinger, The
%i Cat, Schroedinger's
%i Experiment, Schroedinger's Famous Thought
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Cats
%x Gedankenexperiment
%x Drawing Conclusions
%x Supermarkets
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 18
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Hats:  Sombreros
%n 8R57
%s Shade, Style, And Plastic Chickens
%a Mike Schmitt  (schmitt@vbe.com)
%d 19961022
%i Shade And Style In One
%i Sombreros
%x Drivers With Hats
%x Hats:  Berets
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 19
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wheelchairs
%n 6R74
%s What Are They And What Can You Do With Them
%a Robert Garland  (myst@onramp.net)
%d 19960607
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Wheelchair, Definition Of A
%x Wheelchairs, Getting Through Doorways In
%x Wheelchair, Getting Out Of A
%x Wheelchair, Having Fun In A
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 20
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wheelchair, Definition Of A
%n 6R75
%s What Is A Wheelchair?
%a Robert Garland  (myst@onramp.net)
%d 19960607
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Wheelchairs, Getting Through Doorways In
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 21
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wheelchairs, Getting Through Doorways In
%n 6R76
%s The Third Most Important Point About Being In A Wheelchair
%a Robert Garland  (myst@onramp.net)
%d 19960607
%x Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Wheelchair, Getting Out Of A
%x Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
%x Towels
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 22
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wheelchair, Getting Out Of A
%n 6R77
%s The Second Most Important Point About Being In A Wheelchair
%a Robert Garland  (myst@onramp.net)
%d 19960607
%x Transportation Methods for the Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
%x Wheelchairs
%x Wheelchair, Having Fun In A
%file REAL15.NEW
%fileindex 23
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
%n 2U23
%a Captured From The Usenet Oracle
%d 19930625
%i Feline Aerodynamics
%i Butterology Physics
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 0
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Legendary Tree People Of Brent, The (TM)
%n 2U24
%s Brent, And Its Indigenous Life
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930607
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 1
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Sad Bastard Test
%n 2U25
%s Lifestyle Examination And Self Analysis
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930409
%i Purity Test, NOT!
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 2
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Television Addiction
%n 2U26
%s Story Of Dijacee, A Race Without Enough To Do
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19930704
%i Addictions, Television
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 3
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Time, Space, And Fathers
%n 2U27
%s Confusion Reigns Supreme; Beidernath Rules OK!
%a Mark Anthony Young  (marky@engin.umich.edu)
%d 19931006
%x Infinity
%x Time
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 4
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Wizards
%n 2U28
%s Wise Guys Every One...
%a Mark Anthony Young  (marky@engin.umich.edu)
%d 19920605
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 5
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Sexual Differences In Aliens
%n 2U29
%s An Example Of How Sexual Habits Can Vary From Galaxy To Galaxy
%a Curt Siffert  (siffert@spot.colorado.edu)
%d 19931014
%i Spraticon-V, Sexual Literature And Customs
%i Sex, Alien
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 6
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Fruvous
%n 2U30
%s War, Peace, And Small Dogs
%a Peter E. Janes  (pejanes@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca)
%d 19930925
%i Fruvous, Marion
%i Misunderstandings, Language
%x Earth
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 7
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Time
%n 2U31
%s There's So Much Of It, How Come We Can Never Find Any?
%a Mark Anthony Young  (marky@engin.umich.edu)
%d 19931015
%x Infinity
%x Time, Space, And Fathers
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 8
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Black Holes
%n 2U32
%s The Definitive Guide To Black Holes
%a Christopher P Thomas  (C.P.Thomas@CS.BHAM.AC.UK)
%d 19931210
%x Light
%x Shadowlight
%x Dark Suckers
%x Gravity
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 9
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t X-Rated GIF Site, Astronomers Find
%n 2U33
%s Scientific Breakthrough In Pornography Research
%a Simon Travaglia  (spt@waikato.ac.nz)
%d 19931210
%i Hamilton, New Zealand, Earth
%x Earth
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 10
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Bug And The Banana, The
%n 2U35
%s The True Story About The Bug And The Banana
%a Ragnar Aas  (ragnar@kvark.fi.uib.no)
%d 19940303
%i Banana And The Bug, The
%i Dire Straits
%i Zingy Beepbopper
%x Norway, Earth
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 11
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Cows
%n 2U36
%s Something About Extremely Silly Animals
%a Peter Juul  (Rockbear@diku.dk)
%d 19940307
%i Bovine Animals
%x Denmark, Earth
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 12
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Jellyfish, 1001 Uses Of
%n 2U37
%s Take One With You On Your Journeys
%a Roel van der Meulen et. al.  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19940209
%x Travel Necessities
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 13
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Life After Death
%n 2U38 "updated" article
%s Enjoy It While It Lasts
%a Roel van der Meulen  (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19971121
%i Death, Life After
%i Afterlife, The Existence Of
%x Classification Of Religions
%x Hell
%x Immortality, What To Do When You Have Acquired
%x Insane, How Do You Prove You Are Not?
%x Philosophy
%k Life
%k Death
%k Afterlife
%k Religion
%k Eternity
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 14
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Perception And "Usefulness"
%n 2U39
%s An Attempt At A Typology
%a Paul B. Tjon Sie Fat  (ptjonsie@pobox.leidenuniv.nl)
%d 19931215
%i Throwing Stuff Away
%i Needing Stuff
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 15
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Space Safe Coke Can
%n 2U40
%s Drinks In Space
%a Alexander Lachlan McLintock  (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
%d 19940322
%file UREAL02.NEW
%fileindex 16
%fileheader full
%e
*EOA*

%t Conservation Of Cookies, General Principle Of