* Id:  BeerPretzel
* Revision:  2
* State:  approved
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* Log:
* Revision 1  1999/02/14  Jon Canady <Jjonpaul@aol.com>
* Initial submitted version.
*
* Checked-out  1999/06/28  Alex McLintock <alexmc@my-deja.com>
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* Checked-in with
* Revision 2  1999/09/24  Alex McLintock <alexmc@my-deja.com>
* Edited and author-approved.
*
* Checked-out  1999/12/19  Mark Seaborn <mseaborn@bigfoot.com>

%t Beer And Pretzels
%n S
%s Food That Goes With Beer
%a Jon Canady  (Jjonpaul@aol.com)
%d 19990207
%e
Something has been intriguing my intellect for the last few hours.  The 
thing about people with Beer and Pretzels.  Whenever someone tells a story 
with people that happen to be in a bar, there is a pretzel bowl.  Whenever
someone drinks a beer, the usual snack item with them are pretzels.  What is
wrong with people?

Bertenders have claimed that the contrast between dry pretzel and wet beer
is good for business.  People say that same contrast really tastes good.
Some people think that its just the fact that pretzels and beer happen to be
close to the same shade of brown, and thats good enough reason for them.

Me?  I think that pretzles are really some kind of spy device.  The beings
that brought them here are microscopic, and they have brainwashed the
bartenders into serving pretzles.  Upon digestion, they take readings of
your internal systems.  Then they record this data, so they can reproduce
and finally take over this measly planet Earth. [1]

So remember, if you've ever eaten a pretzel, they know about you, and you
are on their list. 

[1] Editors Note:
    Personally I think it is because pretzels are non-alcoholic and 
    slightly salty.  This makes them useful for soaking up beer in the 
    stomach and this you are able to drink more.  Do not drink on an empty 
    stomach.  The salt makes you more thirsty so you buy more beer.  There 
    isn't really any kind of conspiracy of pretzel like aliens invading 
    planet Earth. [2]

[2] Authors Note:
    Well you would say that wouldn't you.
%e
*EOA*