* Id: Directions * Revision: 1 * State: submitted * * Log: * Revision 1 1998/12/04 Chris Halvorsen * Initial submitted version. * * Checked-out 1999/05/07 Roel van der Meulen Return-path: Received: from pop.argonet.co.uk [194.131.104.13] by argbg34.argonet.co.uk with pop3 (ANTmail1.29b) id po01de5b8; Fri, 09 Oct 98 16:33 +0100 Envelope-to: mseaborn@argonet.co.uk Delivery-date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 01:50:57 +0100 Received: from (silk.spiders.net) [206.24.0.7] by golden.argonet.co.uk with smtp (Exim 1.82 #3) id 0zRQlk-000422-00; Fri, 9 Oct 1998 01:50:56 +0100 Received: (qmail 13957 invoked by alias); 9 Oct 1998 00:50:52 -0000 Delivered-To: megadodo-submit@megadodo.com Received: (qmail 13954 invoked from network); 9 Oct 1998 00:50:51 -0000 Received: from mailhub.acsu.buffalo.edu (HELO acsu.buffalo.edu) (qmailr@128.205.7.40) by silk.spiders.net with SMTP; 9 Oct 1998 00:50:51 -0000 Received: (qmail 11104 invoked from network); 9 Oct 1998 00:50:47 -0000 Received: from ubppp233-145.dialin.buffalo.edu (HELO acsu.buffalo.edu) (128.205.233.145) by mailhub with SMTP; 9 Oct 1998 00:50:47 -0000 Message-ID: <361D5E9D.94A3591A@acsu.buffalo.edu> Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1998 20:54:02 -0400 From: Chris Reply-To: chal24@geocities.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 (Macintosh; I; PPC) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: submit@megadodo.com Subject: PGG field reseacher Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; x-mac-type="54455854"; x-mac-creator="4D4F5353" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: X-IS-UID: 907951231 Here is an article of mine that I would like you to review for the Project Galactic Guide: DIRECTIONS, AND HOW TO FIND THEM The key to finding good directions is quite simple. Most people think that the most important thing is to know where you would like to go. This of course is incorrect. If someone knew where they wanted to go why would they need directions? Besides, it has been proven by a psuedoscientist named Patolymiet Brethredien that no one in the universe actually knows where they are going. He did this by repeatedly chasing Belgium fruit fly's. While chasing these fly's he was ironically hit by a truck headed for Dallas. He is now resting uncomfortably in a Fort Worth hospital. Obviously you must never get directions from a guy named Harvey who lives in a shack in Montana. This could be disastrous for your mental and/or physical health. First you have to go to a customer service counter at a local mall. After you ask them for directions they will no doubt give you a dirty look a give you a whop with a Krikkit battle club. This will now send you to the hospital. If you are lucky then you get the bed next to the heartbroken Brethredien (this is not just an expression. Patolymiet actually developed an iron heart for himself that inexplicably shattered when the truck hit him). If you are even more lucky, then Brethredien will not be chanting poetry of the Azgoths of Kria (the second worst poetry in the universe). And luckier yet are you if he gives you directions other than to go to some extensive place filled with fire, demons, instruments of torture and whatnot. If you avoid these circumstances than he will tell you the correct way to get to your destination. Or he might just shove a handful of fruit fly's into your mouth. Patolymiet, as is implied by this reading, is a bit crazy, and he thinks that most people like the sweet taste of Belgium fruit fly's. Chris Halvorsen chal24@geocities.com