* Id: Frooday * Revision: 2 * State: approved * * Log: * Revision 1 1998/11/04 Mish Bancroft, Cathy Binely * Initial submitted version. * * Checked-out 1999/05/01 Alex McLintock * * Checked-in with * Revision 2 1999/05/11 Alex McLintock * Edited and author-approved. * * Checked-out 1999/09/01 Mark Seaborn "Copyright" is spelt "copyright" and not "Copywrite". Did you mean it deliberately? %t Frooday - The History And Evolution. %n 6U approved %a Mish Bancroft + Cathy Binely (K.Bancroft@btinternet.com) %d 19981024 %s A Holiday To Be Proud Of %e Now, everybody is fed up with the seven day week. You know the one with five working days in it?![1] That is the main reason why Frooday has evolved. To put it bluntly, this day comes after Friday, and just before Saturday. This very special day has evolved over millions of years. [2] The evolution of Frooday was started by Chedderz Mouldin when a crumb from his cheddar cheese, ham and marmite sandwich (copywrite!) fell onto his revision timetable, smudging his neatly written "Friday" into his equally neatly written "Saturday". Chedderz stared at the timetable in wonderment, the marmite had reacted with the ink in his pen. It spelt a new word [3] "Froody" was the word. "Frooday" Chedderz said, accidentally pronouncing it with an extra "A" [4] Cheederz fell over backwards with excitment. He sold his new day to hundreds of Hoopy Television Frood's around the universe. And so Frooday evolved, a national holiday every week [5] Frooday has changed universe history, digital watch alarms and scheduals were changed and the internet contacted. Signals flowing over the face [6] of the universe. Hitchhikers rejoyced, a new holiday, a Hitchhiker's holiday, a holiday to be froody and hoopy in. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (AND OTHER SMALL FURRY CREATURES) I GIVE YOU .... FROODAY [1] Yes, even all you accountants up there! Yes you! Sitting next to Bill Gates! [2] Well actually one hour, depending on how you look at it. [3] Spelt correctly, that is if a word that isn't even in the dictionary can be spelt at all, or even classed as a word! [4] Yes, thats a proper "A" not an "@"! If you're looking for @ then you've got the wrong article- better luck next time! [5] He (Cheederz) also failed all his exams, but who cares, he got loads of money! [6] Well I don't know do I? It's the face of the Earth........so I gathered......... %e *EOA*